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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i've done that!!!
    i have too... its great cause at first they reach down to their leg with their eyes still closed... this is how i find out if a relationship will work.... she will either look up and instantly freak or look up and call you a perv and laugh... the second one is the keeper

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    that cat reminds me of a cat that would run around my old house. i would pick it up and throw it in our pond, then think to myself, "aint nothin like some wet pussy". yes, i would get a good laugh out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaslivers View Post
    i have too... its great cause at first they reach down to their leg with their eyes still closed... this is how i find out if a relationship will work.... she will either look up and instantly freak or look up and call you a perv and laugh... the second one is the keeper
    when she says "do that in my butt" she's a keeper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    when she says "do that in my butt" she's a keeper...
    i would ask her to marry me right there in the shower if she said that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    when she says "do that in my butt" she's a keeper...
    when you are taking a shit and she gives you head, she's a keeper.

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    theres nothing like "pinchin" and "squirtin".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner View Post
    when you are taking a shit and she gives you head, she's a keeper.

    blumpkins...

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    Spaz asked me to pee in his butt


    Guess I should have kept him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    when she says "do that in my butt" she's a keeper...
    At least in the shower it washes right off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    blumpkins...
    fuck that... im all for peeing on a woman... but thats to much

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    At least in the shower it washes right off
    this is why you do it agian after she gets out and is all dry.

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    is it weird that i am on the crapper right now talking to you all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner View Post
    this is why you do it agian after she gets out and is all dry.


    i opened my dresser drawer and pissed all over my ex's work clothes and her underware... when she started to sweat at work she realised what i did... she was "pissed"... but that is what she gets for running in to the bathroom before me...

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    ^^

    whenever my g/f pisses me off i have a bad habit of farting on her face while she is asleep.

    the stinch from some of my farts could wake the dead.



    needless to say, she hasnt pissed me off in awhile. haha

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    Squirt KY warming jelly in Spaz's belly button works for a torture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner View Post
    is it weird that i am on the crapper right now talking to you all?
    so whose gonna email me some asswipe? i used the last few pages of her "us weekly", "people" magazines. i need more



    im NOT using my camaro magazines!

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    Use your hand then don't wash and wipe on her clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Use your hand then don't wash and wipe on her clothes
    you mean to tell me im suppose to wash my hands after i wipe my ass?!?!

    that explains alot. no wonder noone would ever shake my hand, and everyone always had to open the door for me, i kept telling them im not helpless, i know how to open a door.




    she put locks on her dresser drawers so i would stop using her "whites" to wipe my ass. she was always bitching about shit stains and hair everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Squirt KY warming jelly in Spaz's belly button works for a torture
    you leave my damned belly button alone...

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    some women, geeze. i sure know how to pick 'em.

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