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    Nice wife story here...

    So I just hit my 25th birthday the other day and had the goat about a year. I enjoy washing, waxing, talking about the goat probably far too much and showing the wifey too many videos to the point where she groans "Jesus, I don't ever want to ever see a GTO again" Anyway, she has a 08 civic where she drives that thing entirely too fast (she's a homocide detective, probably resulting from her patrol days which she drove the shotty ford WOT to calls) and has never driven the goat (it's a M6) and according to her she has no interest in driving a manual. I told her I wanted her to drive the Goat for my birthday wish to the Gas station. Well, after a sluggish fight she finally agreed. She barked the tires through every redlight with my constant input on how to improve. Funny, a couple days later we were headed to my parents house and I said let's take the goat. Guess who wanted to drive there

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    Nice move, you might have saved yourself from losing the goat!

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    I'll never lose the goat...

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    yeah they generally say that, got a jensen healey for free, motor rebuilt, suspension, interior all done up-wife said the car goes or I go guess she must have been some hot peace of ass. That or he might have lost more than the car

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    My wife carries a gun daily so I'm a bit nicer to her. But I have a concealed license and I practice often so we realize we most likely both will be dead so that tempers serious arguments.

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    LOL....My wife doesn't need a gun! She is ambivalent towards my toys and prefers to walk around them and ignore them as if they don't even exist.

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    Nice way to convert her. I also like your explanation about having "a sluggish fight" lol. Gotta have at least one cool car around for me, always.

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    Not to thread jack but my wife is paying for my new motor for our 10th anniversary.

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    Show off.

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    The girl I'm talking too doesn't care about cars, she says "as long as it has ac and heater its fine." Which works for me because I don't want to buy a new clutch if she wants to learn to drive stick.

    On a side note, I was proud of her the other night when she said I know what kinda car I drive and said "pontiac gto" i was so proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knappbunch View Post
    Not to thread jack but my wife is paying for my new motor for our 10th anniversary.
    +1 Buddy!
    hehe my wife Bought my SS for me. She drives a <gasp choke cough> Tiburon (07 tho) and let's me drive the " Gas Guzzling V8 Red Neck Machine" as she puts it.. I don't have the heart to tell her I get as good or better mileage then she does.. She wouldn't believe me anyhow.
    To the OP, Right on man. I can't let mine drive my car.. She may want one for herself.. and that would end my Mod budget..
    Nice wording there.."sluggish fight" Had a couple of those myself
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    pornhub.com has a tribute thing for MJ at the top of page. I can't even jerk off without being bombarded by the bastard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FantaZGuy28 View Post
    The girl I'm talking too doesn't care about cars, she says "as long as it has ac and heater its fine." Which works for me because I don't want to buy a new clutch if she wants to learn to drive stick.

    On a side note, I was proud of her the other night when she said I know what kinda car I drive and said "pontiac gto" i was so proud.
    She would fall into the special category

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    You made a classic mistake, pal. Now she will want to drive it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    She would fall into the special category
    Hmm is that like the girl I dated in College. I was impressed that she could talk. I never really noticed what she said.. I was too busy looking at her rack and... well.. Yanno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    LOL....My wife doesn't need a gun! She is ambivalent towards my toys and prefers to walk around them and ignore them as if they don't even exist.
    i thought mine was the only one...

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    my wife wants a 69 mach 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by knappbunch View Post
    my wife wants a 69 mach 1
    Nice looking car there! That would not be a bad Mustang to have. Cool she specifies a Mach 1 too, not just a secretary 6 cylinder Mustang.

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    no she wants a v8 she is great likes mma, football suberbikes we used to have those till I got hit and lost my leg.

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    I guess I really lucked out. My wife has a GTO, and loves to race (try to race) my Cobra. She is a gearhead too, which really helps when I want to mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rednari View Post
    You made a classic mistake, pal. Now she will want to drive it!
    agreed

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