Yet another porche killed by a LS1

**98-LS1** · 06-30-2006, 09:17 AM

Thought I'd share my Wednesday night kill while out cruising. Every Wednesday I go out in town around Knoxville and just sight see, get some peace and quite to relax from the stresses of home and work. This past Wednesday I went out like usual, even with a broken tranny mount and upper control arm, in the Z-28. Figured I'd take it easy and cruise around so I wouldn't tear anything up since my parts weren't here yet. While on Kingtson pike I noticed a silver Porche come up on me really quick then get over in the right hand lane, I look over and it's a chick driving a brand new Boxter S with the top down

She's most likely in her mid to late thirties and good looking. Anyway she takes off kind fast so I follow, we play around in traffic a little until we reach the Lovell Road redlight. Now I've ran several plain ole Boxters and raped every one of them but the Boxter S is a little more powerful, 280hp and goes 0 - 60 in 5.2. Those numbers should run my car pretty damn well in that light car. I talked to her for a minute at the light just BSing about the cars, etc.. She wanted to see what my camaro had to I said cool, might as well run for the hell of it. Light turns green and after I regain traction in 2nd my car is allready about a tractor trailer length ahead. She launched hard too because she got me on the jump but as soon as I hit second and hooked up it was over. We waved and went our seperate ways. Was a fun night, just thought I'd share. This old camaro really hauls ass, damn I love it! I wonder how accurate the 0 - 60 numbers are on that car though

She launched it really well so if it does it around 5.2 I wonder what my car does it in? I've never really tried to find out, might try it sometime

**1loudz28** · 06-30-2006, 09:21 AM

nice kill man

**S3R** · 06-30-2006, 09:32 AM

They run low 14s/high 13s. Nice kill.

**98-LS1** · 06-30-2006, 10:01 AM

Sounds about right, my car should be in the low 13's like it sits now. I really need a stall converter and a set of slicks, hell, I just need to fork up the extra money and get this cam in there.

**newguy WS6** · 06-30-2006, 11:00 AM

Nice kill on the boxter..

I take it no kill on the chick?

Just joking

Steve

**98-LS1** · 06-30-2006, 11:10 AM

Nah, she was outta my league man. I couldn't afford her way of life

**Stone** · 06-30-2006, 01:40 PM

Go to google and type in 0-60 calculator. I dunno how accurate it is but it depicts you 0-60 from your 1/8 mile time and speed. I got a 4.3 sec 0-60

BTW that is a good kill specially to a lady friend!!!!!

**S3R** · 06-30-2006, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by 98-LS1

Nah, she was outta my league man. I couldn't afford her way of life

Even if you could, you wouldn't want to. Chicks like that will give you more headaches than a Ford.

**98-LS1** · 07-01-2006, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by S3R

Even if you could, you wouldn't want to. Chicks like that will give you more headaches than a Ford.

Very true

The one I've got now allready gives me a migrane, that's why I try my best to stay away from her.

**S3R** · 07-01-2006, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by 98-LS1

Very true

The one I've got now allready gives me a migrane, that's why I try my best to stay away from her.

Mine just left for work, but she already did the damage.....I've got a migrane right now.

**98-LS1** · 07-01-2006, 08:18 AM

I heard that, if I could start over I'd be single for the rest of my life and just have a booty call on the side where I could get some ass without the bullshit.