WS•666 vs Turbo Rx7

[third_shift|studios]

This thing was such a joke. I was nearing my home and some hockey puck and his toothless-wonder g/f come up next to me in there POS RX7 clad with hood delet mod and rusty, primer-white finish. He kept reving and blowin' off his turbo acting like a jerk, so i yelled "FOLLOW ME TO THE HIGHWAY!" So i pulled into a gas station just to give him the skinny-he clunks up next to me and asks what i have done, i say "exhaust, tune and full suspension" he says hes got rebuilt bottom end with a lot of boost-did all the work himself and NO TUNE! I said "are you sure you wanna race? i don't want you to blow your motor!" his toothless-wonder, Kentucky prime g/f glurgles something along the lines of "OH IT WON'T EXPLODE!!!" I told him "stop at the greenlight infront of biggs wait for my 3 honks" from there it was on.

We pulled to a green light and stoped-traffic behind us so i rushed 3 honks and we're off. I gave him credit-he held on through 1st......his 1st, that is, then he shifted to second while i was nearing top of first and once i hammered down the big #2 gear-WHOAAAAA BABY I put him in my mirror and kept him there buslength after bus lenth after bus length. I held on in 3rd as much as i could to embarass him.

[Silver Streak]

his toothless-wonder, Kentucky prime g/f glurgles something

i hammered down the big #2 gear-WHOAAAAA BABY I put him in my mirror and kept him there buslength after bus lenth after bus length. I held on in 3rd as much as i could to embarass him.

What are you trying to say about Kentucky??

And did you do the driver mod?

[banditgirl78]

What are you trying to say about Kentucky??

And did you do the driver mod?

Be nice, he doesn't need a driver mod...maybe a different clutch but not a different driver. Nice job Jaison.

And for the record, not all Kentucky women look like that.

[KyleLs1]

This thing was such a joke. I was nearing my home and some hockey puck and his toothless-wonder g/f come up next to me in there POS RX7 clad with hood delet mod and rusty, primer-white finish. He kept reving and blowin' off his turbo acting like a jerk, so i yelled "FOLLOW ME TO THE HIGHWAY!" So i pulled into a gas station just to give him the skinny-he clunks up next to me and asks what i have done, i say "exhaust, tune and full suspension" he says hes got rebuilt bottom end with a lot of boost-did all the work himself and NO TUNE! I said "are you sure you wanna race? i don't want you to blow your motor!" his toothless-wonder, Kentucky prime g/f glurgles something along the lines of "OH IT WON'T EXPLODE!!!" I told him "stop at the greenlight infront of biggs wait for my 3 honks" from there it was on.

We pulled to a green light and stoped-traffic behind us so i rushed 3 honks and we're off. I gave him credit-he held on through 1st......his 1st, that is, then he shifted to second while i was nearing top of first and once i hammered down the big #2 gear-WHOAAAAA BABY I put him in my mirror and kept him there buslength after bus lenth after bus length. I held on in 3rd as much as i could to embarass him.

LMFAO

Nice Kill, what body style RX7 was it? The really ugly one, the ugly one, or the decent looking one?

[N20LT4]

Nice Kill!

[hutch1999]

good kill I bet after you whipped his ass he told his 'toothless-wonder g/f' that you were prolly runnin 'Nawz'

[Hot Black Trans-Am]

Good story and kill!

[JoshieDoom]

<--- I can say 67 % of women where I live dont have 67 % of their teeth. My cornfed gf has all of hers

[Firebirdjones]

<--- I can say 67 % of women where I live dont have 67 % of their teeth. My cornfed gf has all of hers

You know what they say about Kentucky people,,,,,they have Summer Teeth,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Some are here,,,,,Some are there,,,,,,,

[blue02Z]

i would have loved to see that murder!! nice kill TS|S

[third_shift|studios]

thanks guys. Crystal; you're not even a kentucky native, so shut it!

The rest of you-thanks for the good words. It felt great to annhilate this abomination. I believe it was the "ugliest" body style from the early 90s

[01ws6er]

You know what they say about Kentucky people,,,,,they have Summer Teeth,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Some are here,,,,,Some are there,,,,,,,

You know why the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?...Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

[ss~zoso~ss]

good kill, but sometimes there are cars that just aren't worth it, IMO

[third_shift|studios]

i probably would have thought nothing of it if i didn't hear the turbo...

[Spaz]

<--- I can say 67 % of women where I live dont have 67 % of their teeth. My cornfed gf has all of hers

[Firebirdjones]

You know why the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?...Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

LOL, thats a funny one too,,,I forgot about that one

[JoshieDoom]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway???
Woo Hoo!

Anyway.. doom to the rx7!

[1fastcamarosss11]

good kil.

what do you call 15 kentucky women in a room???






a full set of teeth.

[Firebirdjones]

[BlankinSShip]

HAHA... Great Kill TSS... I love beating up on little burners...

Might I add that you have a unique skill of describing those hill jacks and their women... I enjoy reading your stories for that part alone, let alone the endless murdering of all things foreign...

Cheers...