I challenge Baconsmack to a race

[KILLSWITCH ETERNAL]

Today I bought a 2002 bone-stock Lightning(Don't get me wrong, I'm a GM man, but I wanted this truck). I live in Alaska, so here's the deal. I will meet Baconbitch anywhere in the lower 48 and race him in my Lightning while towing my 89 LS1/T56 behind it on a trailer. After I beat his 4:30's/wet-shot/wet-dream ass, I will unload my REAL car, give him 10 lengths from a dead stop then wait at a BurgerKing in the next county for him to catch-up. Actually, I might just check in to a hotel since it will take him a while to call for a tow after he blows his blessed MOD motor after using his 30 shot on it. Kiss my redneck ass you wanna be Accord owner.

[MikeSomething]

Today I bought a 2002 bone-stock Lightning(Don't get me wrong, I'm a GM man, but I wanted this truck). I live in Alaska, so here's the deal. I will meet Baconbitch anywhere in the lower 48 and race him in my Lightning while towing my 89 LS1/T56 behind it on a trailer. After I beat his 4:30's/wet-shot/wet-dream ass, I will unload my REAL car, give him 10 lengths from a dead stop then wait at a BurgerKing in the next county for him to catch-up. Actually, I might just check in to a hotel since it will take him a while to call for a tow after he blows his blessed MOD motor after using his 30 shot on it. Kiss my redneck ass you wanna be Accord owner.

AAaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! !!!...ahem...Dude!! that's hilarious!!!!!!!!! Hopefully there's a long line at the drive-thru so you won't be waiting on him to long...

[mrr23]

while, it would be nice for someone to put him in his place, let's not get him all riled up again. as you can see, he's not posting right now. so, let's keep it that way. he's one comment away from permaban.