you kno you drive a trans am when....

[bluehawk2000]

No hatch, convertible!! To quote Ed Sullivan: " A really big show "

lol even better just get a camera set it up and make your own porno, maybe people driving by will join in lol.

[SINISTER-TA]

You know that you drive a Trans Am when:


-You are cruising down the road and come upon an unexpected huge dip, you raise your butt off the seat, slam on the brake with your right foot, then use your left leg as a brace while pulling up on the steering wheel. (as if this motion is going to counter the effect of the car bottoming out)


-When your "premium" Monsoon stereo system sounds worse than your buddies base model stock stereo system in his Toyota Camry.


-When you bring your new TA home from the dealer after not discussing it with you wife first and she says: "Really? Are you going to grow a mullet now?"


-You make sure that the T-Tops are locked when you're driving a drunk friend home from the bar to prevent him from grabbing the handle as he say's "whats this for?" (As you are cruising down the highway at 75mph)


-When you really want a vette but can't afford one, so you get the next best thing.


-When you never roll the side windows all the way down to prevent the door panels from cracking.

[suede]

Fold the back seat and open the hatch

cant... the nitrous bottle is on the driveshaft hump....but even before then, ever touch your bare back to the rear window when its cold out?

[shady milkman]

cant... the nitrous bottle is on the driveshaft hump....but even before then, ever touch your bare back to the rear window when its cold out?

no but my nutsack did once................





































































just joking

[RedHot99T/A]

no but my nutsack did once................








just joking

omg...i was laughing my ass off! when i read this..classic...thanks for the laugh....and i cant belive how much this thread is looked at and added to love every one of em.


YOU KNOW U DRIVE A TRANS AM/CAMARO WHEN YOU TAKE 20MINS OR MORE TO READ ALL THE POSTS IN THIS THREAD!!!

[blackbird0230]

You know you drive a trans am when you go to open your door you prepare for a 50 pound swing of weight

[02transamce]

YKYD as trans am when the deputy sheriff that pulled your g/f and you over says "we have had reports of a yellow camaro speeding" and she says "this ain't no camaro!" of course she was driving so no ticket. true story from back in 05 when my wife and i were first dating.

[Jager686]

YKYD as trans am when the deputy sheriff that pulled your g/f and you over says "we have had reports of a yellow camaro speeding" and she says "this ain't no camaro!" of course she was driving so no ticket. true story from back in 05 when my wife and i were first dating.

lol my old x gf had the same thing happen to her, but she was driving a 3 gen camaro

[dragonchick]

You know you drive a Trans Am when you used to be obsessed over Mustangs and wanted one sooo bad, but could never get approved for one. Then one day see a T/A you like and see if you can get approved for it, and you do, and once you get in it and drive it, you're like "Mustang who?"

[suede]

One back from the hs days...

YKYDATA when you dont haveto rent a limo to go to prom, because your date would much rather ride in a Trans Am

[Mr. Luos]

when you dont haveto rent a limo to go to prom, because your date would much rather ride in a Trans Am

WTF was wrong with her?

[suede]

WTF was wrong with her?

the deal was as long as she got to drive the one block up to the valet, the night would end in my favor lol

[Too Fast]

^^^smart girl, so the night turned out great?

[shady milkman]

^^^smart girl, so the night turned out great?

for him..probably a huge disappointment for her j/k

[Mr. Luos]

I wouldn't even say huge....

[shady milkman]

I wouldn't even say huge....

[Smittro]

You know you drive a TA when your thread has digressed to talk about little wieners,,

[shady milkman]

You know you drive a TA when your thread has digressed to talk about little wieners,,

shit we still have a ways to fall to rock bottom..talking about camaros

[suede]

^^^smart girl, so the night turned out great?

yes and no, no in the fact that her parents showed up at the bowling alley after prom party and she had to go with them, but yes in the fact that i got roped into helping clean up after the dinner by the prom advisor president wtf ever you want to call her, and that ended up being investigated by the school but nothing was proved

[Smittro]

shit we still have a ways to fall to rock bottom..talking about camaros