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**bozotonian** · 04-08-2009, 02:40 PM

Thought some of you might like the story Yahoo is doing on used cars..........here is what they are saying about the camaro.

USED CAMAROS
Any Camaro Wearing Death Metal Stickers
There’s a lot of good to be said about old Camaros: They were available with small-block V-8s, massaged right they handle well, and they’re dirt-cheap. But it’s also true that these cars attract the sort of buyer who saves his greatest loyalty for death metal legends like Slayer, Necrophagia, and Morbid Angel. Vehicle care isn’t a top priority when you have three kids by four different women and a serious meth addiction.
Caution: Beyond the band-loyalty stickers, look out for crumpled parole reports, old visitor’s passes from prominent penal institutions, and abandoned toothless children in the hatchback area. And if it smells like meth, it’s meth.

**Spikito** · 04-08-2009, 03:02 PM

wtf

**67CamaroRSSS** · 04-08-2009, 03:14 PM

He's quoting a Motor Trend review. I pretty sure it was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

This is sorta kinda a repost.....

**ezwip** · 04-08-2009, 08:05 PM

Camaros are a gateway drug.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 04-08-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by ezwip

Camaros are a gateway drug.

I started with a 6 cylinder, worked my way up to a SBC now I'm hooked (for life I'm afraid) on RAT MOTORS! THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR CUBIC INCH DISPLACEMENT for an N/A engine.

**BADASS2000SS** · 04-09-2009, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by bozotonian

Thought some of you might like the story Yahoo is doing on used cars..........here is what they are saying about the camaro.

USED CAMAROS
Any Camaro Wearing Death Metal Stickers
There’s a lot of good to be said about old Camaros: They were available with small-block V-8s, massaged right they handle well, and they’re dirt-cheap. But it’s also true that these cars attract the sort of buyer who saves his greatest loyalty for death metal legends like Slayer, Necrophagia, and Morbid Angel. Vehicle care isn’t a top priority when you have three kids by four different women and a serious meth addiction.
Caution: Beyond the band-loyalty stickers, look out for crumpled parole reports, old visitor’s passes from prominent penal institutions, and abandoned toothless children in the hatchback area. And if it smells like meth, it’s meth.

Wow, this guy must have seen me driving around town last weekend! I told them damn kids to sit down and the woman to put the meth away!