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  1. 06-25-2009, 04:05 PM #1
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    you wont belive this shit...

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

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    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

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  2. 06-25-2009, 04:15 PM #2
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    freeze both their bodies, then.... into the woodchipper
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  3. 06-25-2009, 04:17 PM #3
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    Or kill em, then find cemeteries, with open graves, toss in the bodies, and just enough dirt to cover em, tommorow, the have a funeral, and lower in a casket..... Cover it up for ya and voila!!!!. Problem solved.
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  5. 06-25-2009, 04:19 PM #5
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  6. 06-25-2009, 04:19 PM #6
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    saw that on a diesel forum...good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I have to say you're about the only thing that made me smile since 5:30
    Him, or me?
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  8. 06-25-2009, 04:21 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT View Post
    Him, or me?
    Him..... Sorry you weren't funny enough
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    If you want though I'll give you a list of names in regards to the house purchase I just had go really sour and you can bury all of them
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    Damn
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  11. 06-25-2009, 04:37 PM #11
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    That sucks. Sorry to learn about this bro.
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  12. 06-25-2009, 04:44 PM #12
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    I would have told him to clean her up before you started to use her.....
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    Yeah you almost had me. I picked up on the capitalization of "GF". Cuz George Foreman not gf usually gets caps. haha good story.
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    you motherfucker, i was about to say; this is the kind of shit i'd murder people and go to jail for
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    you motherfucker, i was about to say; this is the kind of shit i'd murder people and go to jail for
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    You guys all thought he was talking about his Girl Friend? You mean you didn't open the attachment? Shame on you all.....
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