For you single guys...

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-29-2010, 06:16 AM

What do you think your future wife is doing right now?

I think mine is probably learning how to make a mean sandwich somewhere in the rural country side of Russia or Eastern Europe.

**Spaz** · 09-29-2010, 06:39 AM

aw man... you didn't put a down payment on her yet, did you???

**jiveass** · 09-29-2010, 06:42 AM

mine is takin money shots to the face for $50 a pop..

**nhraformula** · 09-29-2010, 06:51 AM

why would any of you wanna get married

**DIRTY JERZY** · 09-29-2010, 06:53 AM

Fear of dying alone?

love?

ate paint as child?

**korndawg** · 09-29-2010, 06:55 AM

She hasn't been conceived yet.

**ibanez7** · 09-29-2010, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

She hasn't been conceived yet.

agreed....

best answer..

end thread!

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-29-2010, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

aw man... you didn't put a down payment on her yet, did you???

Nah justr wishful thinking.

Originally Posted by nhraformula

why would any of you wanna get married

because when I have friends over it would be socially awkward to have a female slave cooking and cleaning and serving us drinks. A wife that does those things is much more acceptable in my culture.

Originally Posted by DIRTY JERZY

Fear of dying alone?

love?

ate paint as child?

Actually I would rather die alone, going to funerals suck and I'd rather no one have to go through that on account of me.

Originally Posted by korndawg

She hasn't been conceived yet.