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09-30-2007, 03:13 PM #1old timer
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you might be a redneck if...
my old buddy has this uncle that used to be bad into drugs and what not. he got put in jail and was in there for awhile, then got out and was on probation for however long and when he got done with probation his mom thru him a "getting off of probation party" and alot of people all family showed up
lets hear your stories or jokes
sorry if this is a repost
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09-30-2007, 05:03 PM #2down in it
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white- 90 Mustang 5.0
my aunt is addicted to prescription pain killers? thats the best i can do with this thread dude lol
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09-30-2007, 05:44 PM #3Member
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Black- 2000 Camaro Z28
I thought road kill was something shot from the pickup window till I was about 13.
I am a redneck so I could go on forever.
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09-30-2007, 05:44 PM #4down with the lot lizards
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Red- 2001 Camaro SS A4
u drive a chevelle that you think can take LS1's
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09-30-2007, 06:29 PM #5Rice Killa
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You mean nova
you know your a redneck if you and your dog uses the same tree
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09-30-2007, 06:48 PM #6Freezin in AK!
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Old: 00 WS6, 02 Z06, 79TA- 11 F350 CC 6.7L
My cousin steve got a hooker crackhead pregnant while he was in jail on kitchen duty during the 5 minutes it took them to switch from males to females. Then the very same day he got out of jail 3 years later he got a 17 year old stripper pregnant with twins.
beat that
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09-30-2007, 06:51 PM #7I keel you!
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My 28 year old sister got knocked up by a 17 year old at a party..... yeah i wish I was making that up
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09-30-2007, 06:52 PM #8down in it
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white- 90 Mustang 5.0
nothing beats that
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09-30-2007, 07:00 PM #9Team Skeet Captain
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Black- 1999 Camaro Z28
My brother's brother in law had a funeral for his pick up truck at the car smashing place. I'm going to see if we still have pictures from that. Everyone was dressed in black. Literally it had to be the stupidest ceremony ever. The guy even spoke words about it.
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09-30-2007, 07:02 PM #10I keel you!
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Holy shit..... This has the makings of a AWESOME thread if everyone adds somthing. I've got a couple
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09-30-2007, 07:02 PM #11down in it
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thats pretty ghey lol Originally Posted by JHayesLS1
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09-30-2007, 07:17 PM #12old timer
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my mom buys blocks of cheese for her dogs and puts candles on them and sings happy birthday
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09-30-2007, 07:33 PM #13I keel you!
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
My dad is a Alcoholic, And one time he got upset about somthing, no one knows what exactly. He goes outside and gets in his truck, Puts it in reverse and nails the gas. The truck had a mild 350 in it. Anyway he shot backwards and up on top of a tree that suspended the rear of the truck off the ground
Wheres Jerry? lol
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09-30-2007, 07:41 PM #142004 HEAD/CAM CTS-V
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I am embarassed to speak out!
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09-30-2007, 09:16 PM #15tater_saladGuest
My step-dad's ex wife met her future husband at a family reunion...
True story
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09-30-2007, 09:18 PM #16old timer
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dayum^^^
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09-30-2007, 09:20 PM #17I keel you!
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
Come on dude, I just told everyone my old man is a fucking drunk. Thats embarrasing Originally Posted by 9t8z28
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09-30-2007, 09:59 PM #18M6 King
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I live in Wisconsin. Need I say more?
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09-30-2007, 11:36 PM #19Freezin in AK!
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Old: 00 WS6, 02 Z06, 79TA- 11 F350 CC 6.7L
lol Ive met some pretty crazy people from Wisconsin. My one buddy is from O'Claire (spelling?) and he has stories for days. Originally Posted by Hot Black Trans-Am
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09-30-2007, 11:37 PM #20I keel you!
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I've got stories for days, its all about your person and your friends/Family
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