You are living in 2006 when

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 02-10-2006, 06:20 PM

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cellphone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years in your life, is now cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 02-11-2006, 11:10 AM

oh snap!

**Blitzed** · 02-12-2006, 06:11 AM

I hate cell phones

**BillyT** · 02-12-2006, 06:35 AM

Wasn't this the same list for 2005, and 2004?

**Ice Spiral** · 02-12-2006, 06:48 AM

how about:

You know your living in 2006 when you go to a bar, get drunk, and kill someone in a DUI and you sue the bar instead of taking responsibility for your actions.

You sue MCDONALDS for being a lazy, fatass piece of shit when all you do is eat junk food and be a couch potato.

**third_shift|studios** · 02-12-2006, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by BillyT

Wasn't this the same list for 2005, and 2004?

**DrMilhouse** · 02-12-2006, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

how about:

You know your living in 2006 when you go to a bar, get drunk, and kill someone in a DUI and you sue the bar instead of taking responsibility for your actions.

You sue MCDONALDS for being a lazy, fatass piece of shit when all you do is eat junk food and be a couch potato.

I'm really surprised we haven't heard of a court case yet of a kid taking their parents to court over how they were raised to think it's okay to be fat and lazy and all that. Give it a couple more years....