you know you own an f body when

**Zboner** · 02-10-2006, 05:50 AM

You know you own a f-body when...

...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.

...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.

...You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your camaro.

...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.

...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".

...You rip the fuel injected "junk" out of your post-1984 f-body, and opt for the "superior" carburator.

..."Smokey and the Bandit" is your favorite movie.

...1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.

...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.

...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.

...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.

...You consider the year 1970 1/2 a turning point in your life.

...You deny the fact the Pontiac made TURBO firebirds, but you secertly want one.

...To you, IROC is a car, not a race.

...You know that horsepower sells cars, but torque wins races. And you use that to explain why f-bodies are no longer made, but Mustangs are.

...Dodges' smell funny.

...You swear that your f-body can easily outrun a corvette, that is, once you take out your 305 and drop in a 350.

...You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.

...You get pissed when someone calls your shaker a hood scoop.

...Your alphabet isn't A-Z, but T/A-Z28 (with IROC, SS, and RS somewhere in the middle).

...Your idea of art is a three foot tall, black and gold bird on your hood.

...To you, 'buy low, sell high' means buying a firebird or camaro before 2002, then selling it after 2002.

...You know that hump in between your backseats in your 2nd and 3rd gen.'s all too well.

...FWD makes NO sense to you.

...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after the Camaro and Firebird ceased to exist in 2002.

...You think corvette owners are jealous of your "real" car. (damn right they are, we payed less for the same motor)

...Your five basic food groups are Mustangs, Civics, Challengers, Eclipses, and Novas.

...You are always explaining to Dodge fans that "ram air" is not what his pickup breathes.

...You are always explaining to Ford fans that "Power Stroke" is not a Ford pickup motor.

...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2008.

...You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).

...You are going to buy a Pontiac Solstice and put Firebird decals on it.

...You still call your 2002 Camaro, a "new" car.

**third_shift|studios** · 02-10-2006, 05:54 AM

traces of nkyfb-gay in there....LOL regardless

**Zboner** · 02-10-2006, 05:55 AM

its still funny

**toneloc60** · 02-10-2006, 05:59 AM

It was alright.

**HASTINGSRJ** · 02-10-2006, 06:05 AM

**XtinKt** · 02-10-2006, 03:04 PM

**Sarge** · 02-10-2006, 03:07 PM

That is still funny....and true

**thatoneguy12986** · 02-10-2006, 03:23 PM

...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.

sad thing is i've done that quite a few times...

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-10-2006, 05:06 PM

how about locking the doors with the top down, DURRRRRR

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-10-2006, 05:07 PM

reminds me of a blonde joke.......

**In_style** · 02-10-2006, 05:11 PM

hahaha.....i love it. Hell I gall my 98 a new car. and it is 8 years old.

Good job.

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-10-2006, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Zboner

...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.

I do it too... It just makes me feel better...

badass67 · 02-10-2006, 08:21 PM

I am in one these -

Originally Posted by Zboner

You know you own a f-body when...

...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.

...You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your camaro.

...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.

...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".

...1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.
I was 5!!!

...To you, IROC is a car, not a race.

...You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.

...FWD makes NO sense to you.

...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2008.

...You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).

**snaggeltooth** · 02-10-2006, 10:49 PM

good list how long did it take to put it together

**oneBADDz** · 02-11-2006, 02:13 AM

I have never felt more like trailer trash, thanks for the reality check. My priorities shall never change regardless of the reality check though because I have the true heart of an f-body owner!!!!! Rock on 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**transamprincess98** · 02-11-2006, 05:23 AM

I definitly fit way too many of those

**KC&97TA** · 02-11-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:
...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.

Originally Posted by thatoneguy12986

sad thing is i've done that quite a few times...

I put the alarm on too, with no top on

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-11-2006, 11:44 AM

well it seems to me that when you lock the doors with the t-tops off, you're still alarming the car. If someone reaches down, flips open the locks from the inside and opens the door, I believe the alarm still goes off, correct me if I'm wrong...

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 02-11-2006, 12:09 PM

That's great

**Iroc627** · 02-11-2006, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Motrv8d Steve

well it seems to me that when you lock the doors with the t-tops off, you're still alarming the car. If someone reaches down, flips open the locks from the inside and opens the door, I believe the alarm still goes off, correct me if I'm wrong...

Yeah, Thats right!