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    Cool You know you drive an F-Body when...

    Stole this from ls1tech..i modified it a bit for this site.. but found it very very true!!!!!!


    You know you drive an F-body when ...

    1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

    2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

    3) When you have to buy tires every year

    4) Driving up the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle,
    ohyeah.

    5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and go full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

    6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car on so you're not heard at home....
    ^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha

    7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

    8) You can spot another f-body or vette from a half mile by the daytime running lights

    9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

    10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"
    everytime

    11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off


    12) When you refuse to put on a front license plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie/Bird

    13) When you meet total strangers that have the same interest and act like old friends from high school..

    14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

    15) When you are always looking for more traction

    16) When old people shake their fist at you.

    17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

    18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

    19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

    20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

    21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

    22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

    23) When you don’t mind people staring at your car

    24) You drive pass an all glass building and just look at your car’s reflection

    25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

    26) If someone says "strange", you don’t think about it being weird. You think rear ends

    27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
    no. there’s not ticks in my car

    28. Your homepage is an LS1 Forum..

    29. Instead of trying to beat the red-light, you hope it turns red you so u can race from the line

    30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

    31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

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    I bet these are all brand new...

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    I've seen all these b4 but you know you own a F-Body when...People close your door by using the window and you yell at them for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon_Z28 View Post
    I've seen all these b4 but you know you own a F-Body when...People close your door by using the window and you yell at them for it.
    OH

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    GOD

    You are correct, sir.

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    Guilty of most of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshieDoom View Post

    8) You can spot another f-body or vette from a half mile by the daytime running lights

    9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.
    Those two annoy my g/f haha

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    ya most of these apply to me, esp. the not trying to beat the light but hoping it turns red so u can line em up

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    First one should be, 10 minutes to change the first seven, 8 hours to change the last one.

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    hah, I like those. Alot are true, and I have the tick! well I had BUt the new car im getting dont!

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    79 T/A -91 Firebird
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    What the crap is that tick BTW.. its annoying as balls!!!!!!!!!

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    That's great.

    When you park in a parking lot and look back at your car three times on the way into the store.

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    When you know where every manhole cover/ big pothole is on your way to work, and unconsiously avoid every one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon_Z28 View Post
    I've seen all these b4 but you know you own a F-Body when...People close your door by using the window and you yell at them for it.
    i went off on my brother the other day for that. i hate it

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    let the F-Bodies roll jimmybling31's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebird Phoenix View Post
    Those two annoy my g/f haha
    haha same here

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshieDoom View Post
    11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off
    I love doing that on the Honduh

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    31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

    I just got that same feeling just reading it.

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    you all probably dont agree, and im not even directing this towards jus ls1 specific lists..... am I the only one that thinks those lists in general are jus fucking gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshieDoom View Post
    What the crap is that tick BTW.. its annoying as balls!!!!!!!!!
    usually piston slap.

    also change the indy car quote..our cars dont sound like indy cars..indy cars are hi reving whinney sound. ours are more like dragsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    you all probably dont agree, and im not even directing this towards jus ls1 specific lists..... am I the only one that thinks those lists in general are jus fucking gay?
    x2

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    Quote Originally Posted by shady milkman View Post
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    ford people do it too, and im like wow you have too much time on your hands lol

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