You know whats great about being unemployed & living at home

[86 IROC-Z]

No one expects anything from you.

I haven't shaved in a week, and I've worn the same outfit for three days straight:

- The black D.A.R.E. drug awareness T-shirt I got in fifth grade
- Black fleece pajama pants with little native-american-esque bears and trees and snowflakes
- Tasmanian Devil slippers

Also my diet is spot on:

For breakfast I had three granola bars, and for lunch I had a big bowl of sourcream&onion potato chips and some beef jerky.

I get a lot done as well:

I played some Metal Gear Solid 3, learned a new song on the piano, played Age of empires II, fapped twice, applied online to work at the Gap (lmao), talked to my cat for a while, and watched some TV.


Life is good, man.

[Smkn_TA]

I always dress spiffy irregardless. <---firefox no red line that shit, so it must be legit word.

I don't wear pajama bottoms...I am not 8. I wear dorm pants. And they are so insanely comfy. And I wear socks all day long. No slippers.

But shouldn't you be in college right now? Like 5-6 weeks into our fall semester already. wtf?

[SScott]

You have to be able to pass College entrance exams. Oh yeah and have the will to move five feet of your couch for longer than five minutes at a time.

[Mr. Luos]

I always dress spiffy irregardless. <---firefox no red line that shit, so it must be legit word.

Spiffy?

[Smkn_TA]

Luos, it's a college/teenager term.

[Mr. Luos]

Luos, it's a college/teenager term.

I R in college

[86 IROC-Z]

I always dress spiffy irregardless. <---firefox no red line that shit, so it must be legit word.

I don't wear pajama bottoms...I am not 8. I wear dorm pants. And they are so insanely comfy. And I wear socks all day long. No slippers.

But shouldn't you be in college right now? Like 5-6 weeks into our fall semester already. wtf?

Dorm pants. Whatever.

College. lol. Talking about higher education yet still using the word "irregardless". Cool story bro.

Luos, it's a college/teenager term.

No, it's a faggot term.

[Smkn_TA]

I R in college

Do the secret handshake then,,,

[Mr. Luos]

Do the secret handshake then,,,

,,,
??

[Smkn_TA]

Dorm pants. Whatever.

You have no idea how comfy they are. 20x more comfy than pajama's or sweat pants. The waste band is super padded and like three inches. And legs are bootcut even though you never wear them with shoes. Just lounging. Material is like what a hoodie is made out of. Fucking love them.

[Smkn_TA]

,,,
??

You past the test, an uncollege educated person would have tried to make up a handshake cause they are dumb.

[67CamaroRSSS]

,,,
??

He wants you to grab his cock...

Irregardless. Webster's says it's "a substandard or humorous redundancy for regardless".

[Tonik]

You have no idea how comfy they are. 20x more comfy than pajama's or sweat pants. The waste band is super padded and like three inches.

or sweat pants. The waste band

waste

You past the test, an uncollege educated person would have tried to make up a handshake cause they are dumb.

You past the test, an uncollege educated

past

college

I don't believe you.... or you're an Art History major...

[silverWS6]

I don't believe you.... or you're an Art History major...

[Smkn_TA]

Actually I am in engineering. So IDGAF about proper english

[Tonik]

Actually I am in engineering. So IDGAF about proper english

[grouch0jr]

No one expects anything from you.

I haven't shaved in a week, and I've worn the same outfit for three days straight:

- The black D.A.R.E. drug awareness T-shirt I got in fifth grade
- Black fleece pajama pants with little native-american-esque bears and trees and snowflakes
- Tasmanian Devil slippers

Also my diet is spot on:

For breakfast I had three granola bars, and for lunch I had a big bowl of sourcream&onion potato chips and some beef jerky.

I get a lot done as well:

I played some Metal Gear Solid 3, learned a new song on the piano, played Age of empires II, fapped twice, applied online to work at the Gap (lmao), talked to my cat for a while, and watched some TV.


Life is good, man.

ha, when do you start school again? being unemployed living at home (while not in school) blows dick because your parents get on your ass.

being unemployed and living on your own, on the other hand, is awesome. even when people expect things from you, you dont have to listen to them bullshit about it.

[0rion]

loser

[jiveass]

Actually I am in engineering. So IDGAF about proper english

i believe this...the engineers i work with all talk fucked up...no ebonics whatsoever....really blows my mind.

[cuervo25_1]

No one expects anything from you.

I haven't shaved in a week, and I've worn the same outfit for three days straight:

- The black D.A.R.E. drug awareness T-shirt I got in fifth grade
- Black fleece pajama pants with little native-american-esque bears and trees and snowflakes
- Tasmanian Devil slippers

Also my diet is spot on:

For breakfast I had three granola bars, and for lunch I had a big bowl of sourcream&onion potato chips and some beef jerky.

I get a lot done as well:

I played some Metal Gear Solid 3, learned a new song on the piano, played Age of empires II, fapped twice, applied online to work at the Gap (lmao), talked to my cat for a while, and watched some TV.


Life is good, man.

loser

Orions would be something like this.

you know whats good about having enough money to be unemployed and owning your home?

The wife has to get up to work! I never have to shave,I wear the same outfit everyday
apron with house bitch printed on it
mini skirt
tight blouse
and high heels

my diet is good as well

for breakfast I had a glass of buttermilk with some bacon,eggs,and homemade biscuits

for lunch I had more buttermilk and a BLT sandwich (kinda hard to say bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich when I am the bitch)

I got alot done as well I cleaned the entire house,done the laundry,washed and waxed the vehicles, and danced around listening to Barry Manilow while wearing my wifes clothes