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  1. 09-08-2008, 01:58 PM #1
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    The Years Best (actual ) Headlines

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

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    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    No, really?

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    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Now that's taking things a bit far!

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    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    What a guy!

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    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!

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    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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    War Dims Hope for Peace

    I can see where it might have that effect!

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    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    Ya' think?!

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    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Who would have thought!

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    Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    They may be on to something!

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    Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

    He probably IS the battery charge!

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    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Weren't they fat enough?!

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    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Do they taste like chicken?

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    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Chain-saw Massacre all over again!

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    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    Boy, are they tall!

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    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?
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  2. 09-08-2008, 02:08 PM #2
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    those are good.
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  3. 09-08-2008, 03:24 PM #3
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    haha.. that was good for a laugh



    oh woot for me, that was my 800th post.
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  4. 09-09-2008, 01:02 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soltakr View Post
    haha.. that was good for a laugh



    oh woot for me, that was my 800th post.
    welcome back to 799
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  5. 09-09-2008, 06:22 AM #5
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    I don't know, I guess if you are intelligent enough to correctly infer what they actually mean then it's not funny?
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  6. 09-09-2008, 07:34 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soltakr View Post
    haha.. that was good for a laugh



    oh woot for me, that was my 800th post.
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    dude, that's harsh
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  7. 09-09-2008, 07:36 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    welcome back to 799
    evil. hahahaha
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  8. 09-09-2008, 07:59 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    I don't know, I guess if you are intelligent enough to correctly infer what they actually mean then it's not funny?
    Well the rest of us aren't as smart as you, so we still find them funny. Cudos on throwing in a few larger words in there
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  9. 09-09-2008, 08:04 AM #9
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    here is something funny....



    DOOKIE!!!!!!!






    but yeah those were pretty funny
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  10. 09-09-2008, 01:05 PM #10
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    Thats hilarious.
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  11. 09-09-2008, 03:43 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    I don't know, I guess if you are intelligent enough to correctly infer what they actually mean then it's not funny?
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