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    Y2KPewterSS' trip to the hardware store

    http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks...g-to-steal-it-

    CHICKASHA, Okla. - A man was arrested for shoplifting after he attempted to conceal a stolen chainsaw by shoving it down his shorts.

    Police say 21-year-old Anthony Darren Black attempted the theft at the Ross Seed Company.

    He pulled an Echo chainsaw from the display and shoved it down the front of his shorts.

    He also allegedly stole a dog collar, then exited the store.

    Two employees noticed the man.

    Richard Largent says he thought the man was handicapped because of the unusual way he was walking.

    "I felt sorry for him. I thought the gentleman was crippled," Largent said.

    George Graham said he could see exactly what was going on.

    "I saw the bar between his legs. It was pretty obvious. Imagine it in the front of your pants," Graham said.

    Several employees began chasing Black.

    He ditched the chainsaw, ran up a tree, jumped down and then ran into someone's house.

    The owner of that house quickly shooed him back outside.

    The employees continued chasing him to an almost dry creek nearby.

    They say Black dove into the creek headfirst.

    "And we see his head, just only his head visible, sticking out of the water," Paul Horton, the store manager, said. "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches."

    Police pulled Black out of the creek.

    They say he appeared intoxicated.


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    Damn Y2K shaking his responsibilites here at LS1.com to go stealing shit



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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.0THIS View Post
    Great you got him started on shoplifting.


    And yes that was funny as hell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    Damn Y2K shaking his responsibilites here at LS1.com to go stealing shit



    It was nice having you in this thread..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28Thunder View Post
    It was nice having you in this thread..
    Don't even give me that

    Mods ain't the only ones that can have fun OR are they

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    Don't even give me that

    Mods ain't the only ones that can have fun OR are they
    Has nothing to do with mod or not... Has everything to do with shoplifting..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28Thunder View Post
    Has nothing to do with mod or not... Has everything to do with shoplifting..
    Oh I know......rare for a non mod to know.

    Y2K hates shoplifters and deals with them on a everyday basis. Thats why this is kinda funny.

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    I could see Pres swiping a car cover or a duster but not a chainsaw..

    If so it would be the cleanest chainsaw ever seen..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    I could see Pres swiping a car cover or a duster but not a chainsaw..

    If so it would be the cleanest chainsaw ever seen..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28Thunder View Post
    Great you got him started on shoplifting.

    Yeah but at least he used a fake name and ID. I knew it was him after I read the "ran up a tree" part.

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    sad thing is, i actually read that article yesterday and was like...

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    Everyone that has posted in here, will star in my movie, LS1.com chainsaw massacre. No one will be alive at the end of the movie, probably not even myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Everyone that has posted in here, will star in my movie, LS1.com chainsaw massacre. No one will be alive at the end of the movie, probably not even myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    I have the coolest death planned for you.

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    I tried to warn them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Everyone that has posted in here, will star in my movie, LS1.com chainsaw massacre. No one will be alive at the end of the movie, probably not even myself.

    They let you out on bail already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    I have the coolest death planned for you.
    AWWWW

    I knew you loved me (Non Homo)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Everyone that has posted in here, will star in my movie, LS1.com chainsaw massacre. No one will be alive at the end of the movie, probably not even myself.
    I don't think you have the intestinal fortitude to make such a mess of things..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.0THIS View Post
    They let you out on bail already?
    This is Oklahoma, they thought I only stole a chainsaw. The other tools I was able to steal, I broke out of jail with. The town only has 1 sheriff and 1 Fife.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    I don't think you have the intestinal fortitude to make such a mess of things..

    You underestimate my insanity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    This is Oklahoma, they thought I only stole a chainsaw. The other tools I was able to steal, I broke out of jail with. The town only has 1 sheriff and 1 Fife.




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    No sir! I'm sure you can stub your toe and get pissed with the best of us..

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