worst thing you did as a kid?

[jiveass]

so, tonights round of beatin my sons ass got me to reminiscing about all the fucked up shit i did as a kid, and the different methods of punishment i got. i think the craziest thing i did was in 7th grade reading class. my buddy whos dad was ex-military had a hollowed out grendade and showed it to me in class. i grabbed that bitch, jumped up on my chair and threatened to blow that bitch up....actually, he dared me to do it. anyway the teacher freaked, called the principle, and i got sent to the office. detention....thats what i got out of that...one fuckin day of detention.....now days id get 10yrs in prison for that kinda shit...anyway, what did you guys fuck up?

[35th-ANV-SS]

I did two things that stand out...

1) I found something of my parents that was of a certain "content" and I showed it to my friends that came over. No idea why, but I did. Their older sister babysat me when i was younger and found out somehow and word got back to my mom about it. That was a beating I'll never forget. I had to stay home from school for 3 days after that because I had welt marks on me

2) broke into the local concession stand where we played baseball one weekend and stole all the candy (well at least as much as we could fit into our pockets and carry). One of my best friends at the time went home with his and his dad found out. his dad was a cop. I thought we were in for it for sure, but he had a long talk with us and that was about it. We had to take the candy back.

[0rion]

I did two things that stand out...

1) I found something of my parents that was of a certain "content" and I showed it to my friends that came over. No idea why, but I did. Their older sister babysat me when i was younger and found out somehow and word got back to my mom about it. That was a beating I'll never forget. I had to stay home from school for 3 days after that because I had welt marks on me

2) broke into the local concession stand where we played baseball one weekend and stole all the candy (well at least as much as we could fit into our pockets and carry). One of my best friends at the time went home with his and his dad found out. his dad was a cop. I thought we were in for it for sure, but he had a long talk with us and that was about it. We had to take the candy back.

I did pretty much this same thing when I was kid. We stole pretty much everything in it. We were the only kids in the neighborhood that had cases and cases of brand new baseballs and complete sets of catchers equipment. We all got busted and had to see the truant officer. I got out of that on a technicality.
The statute of limitations hasn't ran out on some of the stuff I did as a kid so I can't talk about those. We did some pretty rotten shit as kids.
My dad had some plumbers glue type shit....real powerful stuff. We glued one of the neighbors car doors shut with it one time because he used to ride our ass about getting in his yard. We also used round up on his yard one year and killed it.
Lady down the road called the dog catcher on my dog when I was 16. Me and a buddy were out raising hell and drinking beer one night and turfed her yard in the truck and ran over 3-4 small trees she'd just planted.

[35th-ANV-SS]

We had a guy on our block who loved his grass more than life itself. Every time we played ball and one went into his yard it was pretty much gone to us.

So, with that being said, one fourth of July we got (2) bricks of fire crackers and lit them off on his screened in front porch. One of our friends who lived on the block lived right across the street from this guy and as we lit the fire crackers we ran our asses off across the street into my friends house and went upstairs and watched out the window and this guy about shit his pants. That was the best we ever got him with really.

We also poured a gallon of milk inside someone's car who parked on the street once in the middle of summer because it was blocking our street and it affected our football game

Aye aye aye.

[clovenhooves]

I've never been someone to break the law for fun. The worst thing I've ever been involved in was passively watching a casual friend (bad student/troublemaker) and another teen start a fire around a pond near my own neighborhood (what a stupid idea). We saw the fire trucks arrive, but nobody ever pursued us.

[allbaugh_04]

I did the concession stand thing before.

I haven't done anything "too" bad, but we'd throw every bit of trash we ever had, mostly beer cans, on one teacher's lawn.

Oh I just thought of one. I thought I was some kind of BMX rider and this wheel chair ramp didn't have a railing, so it was like a 3 ft jump onto the street, my feet slipped off the pedals and i veered right into a truck, left a huge dent and scratch. It looked like a state truck at the school, but I had no idea, so I just rode off.

That's probably the worst.

[Zapper2003]

Worst I did was with a BB gun. Dad told me multiple times NOT to take it with me to grandmas house..


Me and my uncle (like maybe 7-8 years older than me) were shootin' icicles on a creekbank. I thought it would be a nice challenge to see if I could make it through the hub of an old rim and tire laying on the bank. Pling...missed..followed by the worst noise any 10 year old can hear, breaking glass. It riccocheted off the tire broke the back window out of a junk mini van at my grandmas neighbors carlot. We promised not to tell anyone. That was until the State Police got involved.

This was back in the day of the Answering Machines that used mini-cassette tapes to record messages. I'll never forget coming home from school (alone in the house) and getting that dreaded message. But see, I was smarter than that there machine. I just listened to it, shit bricks, then devised a plan. Since grandma and me were on good terms (of course, at 10, everyone is on good terms with you), I called her up, and had her call back to re-record OVER the message from the PASP. I had 'er dicked then, meanwhile, still shitting bricks.


Dad got home, and listened to the message and called up grandma. I never did get my ass-whoopin, instead, I was put in the truck and driven directly to the police station and questioned. That one day with a BB gun cost my 10 year old self 50$ worth of allowances, and, at 4.50 a week, it took me a good long time to pay off.

I will never forget that.

[35th-ANV-SS]

I stole all the mail out of everyone's mailbox on the block and brought it to my mom. I was fucked up as a kid

[allbaugh_04]

Oh I forgot, my sisters are a fuckin riot. They'd do things I'd never even dream of and we'd always get away with EVERYTHING. Like when my mom and aunt had a candle party, (i dunno what that even is) they had it with the ladies from church and they are all very religious and don't drink, well my sister put ever clear in the punch, got away with that too, I dunno how....except one time.

When mom and dad would leave we'd open up the phone book and call every number and just fuck with everyone, one time they called back....this was right before caller ID or no one really had it yet, so they got our number. IDK if they got in trouble for that though.

[Red97GTP]

Several years ago when I was in high school, me and a friend of mine that lived in the country went for a walk late at night. I was sleeping over at his house for the night. At like 3 in the morning, me and him started walking down the street. We were looking for mailboxes to fuck with and we ended up tearing up like 2-3 mailboxes out of the ground. Little did w know we just commited a felony by dumping these mailboxes in an empty field.

We never got caught thank god.

[Schmalgar]

The best one I remember is, I was playing Zorro and carved a 'Z' on the neighbor's house. Nobody found that as amusing as I did. Stupid Zorro the Gay Blade...

Another good one is a few friend and I were walking along tossing fireworks. One of them didn't go off, so I picked it up and tossed it into a dumpster. Thought I was doing a good thing. Well, we're halfway to the store when all the fire trucks go zooming past us. On our way back, we see all the water dripping off the dumpster, and it's filled with muddy ash. Oops...

[blackbird0230]

I made fun of a girl in elementary for saying she had her period (suspended)
Ninja edit: I told everyone at recess

Brought a pack of razor blades to school, no reason just thought they were in a cool package. (suspended)

Found my friends mom's dildo and her stash of porn. Took a few movies and put the dildo in his ear.

Broke my neighbors window while playing wall ball with her grand kid, he got the blame after I ran home.

I was throwing rocks in the street at a family BBQ, I broke a cars window. Acted like I didn't know what happened...cousins eventually got blamed.

That's all I can think of right now

[robcas47]

I stole a really nice beach cruiser bike and went to the mall with a friend, we got caught stealing candy while we were there and was held by security, the security gaurd that was in charge took my cigarettes but I had a gag smoke in there with a firecracker inside, the guy was a dick so I never bothered to tell him about the gag smoke . Anyways, my buddy got picked up by his parents and since I wouldn't tell them shit about who I was the dickhead gaurd that stole my smokes commented on how nice of a bike I had and that he sure my parents would want to know it's where abouts. So he made me take his 10 speed home and leave the nice stolen beach cruiser at the mall.

That's not the worst thing though...

[Sarge]

Me and my buddies Rodney and Doody put a 6 month old calf in a guys house and shut the door. They went out of town and we thought it would be funny. Calf destroyed everything. I mean demolished everything. We were 5 or 6.

[35th-ANV-SS]

Found my friends mom's dildo and her stash of porn. Took a few movies and put the dildo in his ear.

Your mom's guy friend had a dildo?

Edit - read that wrong, but still funny.

[jetaws6]

back in middle school me and my friend made a madoff cocktail and through it on a road by his house. Back then we didnt know how to break a beer bottle (but it probably worked out better that way, we really didnt think this out.)

When we tossed it, it skipped across the road into the woods which was right across the street. We ran over and managed to put the flame out before it got out of control and before any cars came by thankfully. We didnt get in trouble because no one found out but that was probably the dumbest thing we did.

[whitelightnin99]

I got tons of em im sure but here are a few. My dad owned a service station and i shot out all of his meters as well as the church windows next door with my red ryder bb gun. I was home alone alot in elementary school and got really bored one day. Before my mom got home i covered myself in ketchup and laid in the middle of the kitchen floor like i was dead. I thought my mom was going to have a heart attack,lol.When i was in 2nd grade and learning to write cursive, i wrote my name in huge letters on the side of dad's brand new truck.. i thought he would be proud, lol. Im the kid that had lightning bolts cut in my hair on the sides with a rat tail and spike hair , always into something

** also used to alot of prank calls as a kid. We used to live down the road from a community fire dept and they used have something going on all the time. I pretended to be my neighbor which happened to live across the road from the place. I told them we had a drawing and they won a new TV and to come pick it up first thing in the morning. I bet there were 15 cars lined up and down the road that morning at his house wanting to know where their free TV was. Never found out it was me, lol

[Spaz]

i was a perfect angel...

[Knight]

I don't remember doing it, but my mom told me I put bleach into the coffee once. Don't know why, and thankfully no one got sick.
Took a bottle cap to my brother's car once. Don't know why I did that either.

Worst thing was probably....once when my two buddies and I were out climbing sapplings high enough to where they'd bend and you'd slowly come back down. My buddy climbed one that didn't bend as far as he thought - left him about 20 feet or so in the air. So me and my other buddy climbed up and hung on his legs to try and weigh the tree down far enough. We were still about 12 feet or so off the ground. We decided we'd all let go on the count of three. At the count of two, my buddy and I let go. Needless to say, the guy holding on to the tree went for quite a ride. Not too seriously hurt.....


Man, now you got me thinking......

[SiggyZ]

Stole a rubber smurf from Target.