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10-04-2009, 10:30 PM #1
Worst bachelor party I ever went to this weekend.
So, Saturday night I went to a bachelor party that I was invited to earlier in the week. I was told there would be a keg, which there was, food, poker, and strippers. My friend bitched out so I went solo and met another friend of mine (the one who invited me, and I haven't seen in 13 years) there.
I get in the door, pay the $20 cover, get my wristband, and get situated. Well, I go to get some beer from the keg, and there are 2 kegs, and both of them are the 2 shittiest beers I have ever tasted in my life. One was some dark ale and the other was this light wheat ale. So, I had about 1/2 beer total the entire night. So, I decided to get some pizza now. I go to get the pizza, and it is about room temperature, no where near fresh.
I start asking about the strippers...when are they supposed to show up, how many, etc.
Well, the strippers were supposed to get there at 10 p.m., and they didn't show up until 12:30...and they were black. Nothing against black chicks, but man...that is definitely NOT what I wanted to see that night. All 3 were ugly. One looked like a crackhead. I think one of them was pregnant (she had a little bit of a gut, and one of the guys that took her into a bathroom came out afterward and showed us the "tittie milk", as he put it, on his glasses and shirt). The third one had one ugly ass body.
So, all in all, I gave $20 to the asshole who hit me in the eye with a hockey stick 14 years ago to attend his shitty ass bachelor party.
Also, I am not sorry that I don't have pictures to show you. If I did have my camera, I wouldn't have taken any anyway.
/rant
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10-04-2009, 10:32 PM #2
inb4 jb3golf
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10-04-2009, 10:33 PM #3
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10-04-2009, 10:35 PM #4
Thats probably what his marriage is going to sum up to as well.
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10-04-2009, 10:37 PM #5
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10-04-2009, 10:37 PM #6
LOL! Please pray for these crackheads... bless you all.
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10-04-2009, 10:40 PM #7
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10-04-2009, 10:53 PM #8
You're upset because you didn't get ta ta milk huh?
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10-04-2009, 10:55 PM #9
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10-04-2009, 10:55 PM #10
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10-04-2009, 10:57 PM #11
did they at least do anything cool like let you piss on them for a 5 spot at least?
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10-04-2009, 10:59 PM #12
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10-05-2009, 01:24 AM #13
Horrible, I feel your pain bro, that is some BS !
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10-05-2009, 04:03 AM #14
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Damn. Here I thought my buddies BP sucked. All we did was drink mountain dew and play wii bowling all night.
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10-05-2009, 09:29 PM #15
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10-05-2009, 09:59 PM #16
Never been to a good bachelor party.
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10-05-2009, 10:01 PM #17
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10-05-2009, 10:06 PM #18
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10-05-2009, 10:13 PM #19
Damn, I laughed pretty hard at this one. That sucks man.
I went to a bachelor party once where the strippers showed up and the guy had run out of money and couldn't pay them so they left! WTF...
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10-06-2009, 08:11 AM #20
Last one I went to we had 4 strippers come to the cabin... they did two girl shows and everything else. I never go to strip clubs for them, have them come to your place and they put on a much better show. Plus the lap dances in the private room get quite interesting.
Also tell the strippers you got coke... that seems to get them going! I don't touch the stuff, but apparently all the strippers do.
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