Work shinanigins

**fbod91** · 11-20-2010, 12:23 PM

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So this morning one of my co workers was playing this annoying ass music that nobody likes but him, so after about 5 minutes of constant bitching about the music he kinda blew up and said no I'm not changing it. This was on his iPod thy was on a dock that is stuck on the highest level. His iPod has a lock on it so I waited and waited for him to change a song and set it down without locking it. That's when I made my move. I turned the volume down on his iPod and hit the lock button. You need a code to unlock it and obviously he knows this code. So I proceeded to press random buttons to activate the 10 minute security lock. He was pissed that I turned his shit down already and when he went to turn it back up he couldn't!

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-20-2010, 12:27 PM

What genre?

**fbod91** · 11-20-2010, 12:30 PM

Old country. Like the kind Elvis presleys grandparents would jam to

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-20-2010, 12:32 PM

Get a large subwoofer and play dubstep next to his office/cubicle.

**fbod91** · 11-20-2010, 12:35 PM

I'm a lube tech at Toyota. If I wanted to piss him off all I'd be to do is jam chopped and screwed rap

**LoneGunman** · 11-20-2010, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by fbod91

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So this morning one of my co workers was playing this annoying ass music that nobody likes but him, so after about 5 minutes of constant bitching about the music he kinda blew up and said no I'm not changing it. This was on his iPod thy was on a dock that is stuck on the highest level. His iPod has a lock on it so I waited and waited for him to change a song and set it down without locking it. That's when I made my move. I turned the volume down on his iPod and hit the lock button. You need a code to unlock it and obviously he knows this code. So I proceeded to press random buttons to activate the 10 minute security lock. He was pissed that I turned his shit down already and when he went to turn it back up he couldn't!

This exact same thing happened to me once. But instead of an Ipod it was a radio set on a stupid ass station. So I waited til he went on his lunch break, and I turned the station to a good one, and set the volume at a decent level. I then proceeded to mix up a batch of JB Kwik Weld, and coated the knobs with it. When He came back from lunch he immediately went to change the station, only to find out that that task was impossible to perform.

**walterchang** · 11-21-2010, 08:13 AM

Not work related, but I did something very similar to a roomate in college. Anyways he always watched the Rockford files and Buffy everyday. It would be like a four hour minimarathon to him. Anyways i set the parental control block on all the tvs in the house I blocked everyone of his shows. He was pissed! It was great. I highly recommend doing this to any roomates if they piss you off.

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-21-2010, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by walterchang

Not work related, but I did something very similar to a roomate in college. Anyways he always watched the Rockford files and Buffy everyday. It would be like a four hour minimarathon to him. Anyways i set the parental control block on all the tvs in the house I blocked everyone of his shows. He was pissed! It was great. I highly recommend doing this to any roomates if they piss you off.

I could watch buffy for four hours, mmm hmmmmm

**Smkn_TA** · 11-21-2010, 06:52 PM

Screw Buffy I'd rather watch Charmed.

**walterchang** · 11-21-2010, 07:03 PM

I blocked Charmed too. I blocked a few other shows too.

**Modulistic** · 11-21-2010, 08:11 PM

we sat at our desks back to back along a long wall, so this dickface kept scooting his desk forward, which scooted my desk backward towards the guy behind me, and caused me to be cramped and uncomfortable, so I would scoot his desk back and tell him to stop. the cycle went on for weeks until I snapped and disassembled his desk and reassembled it in a broom closet so that he couldnt get it out. he was such a dipshit he couldnt figure out how I got it in there, because he thought I got it in there in one piece, even though he had to disassemble it to get it out.

This other guy had the responsibility of handing out circuit packs and placing them on everyones desk for the start of the day, and because of some fluke in the distribution list, I would end up with a hundred or so circuits packs stacked up on my desk, to the point where I couldnt see other people because I had a wall of circuit pack boxes. so I got pissed one day and cleared my desk with my arm and yelled at him to quit putting the shit on my fucking desk. the next day there was, literally, twice as much shit on my desk. So I just bit my tongue and waited. One day, we were returning old shit and overstocked shit, so there was literally thousands of circuit cards in boxes waiting to get returned, so I grabbed them all and neatly stacked them on his desk up to the drop ceiling and above into the drop cieling, so when he came in the next day, there was an avalanche of shit getting it all cleared out, and shit kept falling out of the drop ceiling.

We randomly put handfuls of cod guts under each others work trucks too.

**Red97GTP** · 11-21-2010, 08:18 PM

Haha Office Space. Classic!!

Referring to the cod.

**Spaz** · 11-22-2010, 06:55 AM

wait until someone is commited in the shitter then turn the lights off...

**jiveass** · 11-22-2010, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by fbod91

jam chopped and screwed rap

this makes me happy

**blue02Z** · 11-22-2010, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

wait until someone is commited in the shitter then turn the lights off...

haha yeah we do that. also if one of the lube guys is doing tires or a balance i sometimes go up there and will sit the lift on all the locks then unplug the lift. also i will put a few lug nuts on and run em down. they never notice untill they try to put the wheel back on lol

**00z28bubba** · 11-22-2010, 10:18 AM

wrapped a buddy's tin snips(reds and greens) in a giant ball of duct tape and left both balls in his tool box. after that i got started on his lunch box. butyl taped the lid and let it chill for a few hours then placed his lunchbox above the cieling panels in view from the break area but he still needed a 10' ladder to get to it. the butyl tape was a pita to get open.

**suede** · 11-22-2010, 01:43 PM

I been working carpentry with my uncle and another guy the last few months, and its pretty laid back and comical, some of the better ones were....

chad (coworker) and i were hung overand nailing sheeting to a wall and the boss finished up another job and came back to check on us and yells out "theres one beer left for whoever gets there first" and as soon as chad heard that, nailed my shoe to the floor with the air nailer so i was stuck

I got him back by taking the chalk line powder and filling the fan inside his drill.....

he then got me again by throwing a smoke bomb from the 4th of july under my pickup and asking me "dude whats wrong with your pickup" and watching me pop the hood and try to find out where the smoke was coming from, and beings it was the side with the electrical box, here i think i have an electrical fire goin on and my pickup is gonna be in flames shortly..... then i seen the smoke bomb....

after that i got him with the zip tie a rubber strap to his driveshaft trick, and also nailed his bags to the floor with the air nailer

it has been escalating ever since lol

**whitelightnin99** · 11-22-2010, 01:59 PM

kid that used to work in our office went on lunch break so we downloaded a program that when you move the mouse to get the screensaver off, it flashed "IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN" and these super loud annoying sirens went off full blast .You couldnt close it without knowing where to click. It was awesome, lol

**walterchang** · 11-22-2010, 07:10 PM

We had this one dude named Humburto who was a really pita to work with and a complete idiot as well. Well he always would complain about anything and everything so they moved him into the back where I worked. So it was game on with this guy. We put up a fake security camera while the company was fixing all the older ones. Dip shit thought it was real he would put up signs complaining about things in front of the camera. We used to play what's that smell with him. We tortured this idiot as much as we could.

**fbod91** · 11-22-2010, 11:42 PM

Baby powdering the shit out of somebody when they are on the toilet. They can't do anything but scream and come out the stall covered in white powder. By experience, I've learned it works best on black people