Women are nuts, but we all knew this

**chiller2484** · 02-08-2010, 03:54 AM

So I'm sitting there on the bed watching the Superbowl last night, and my wife was laying next to me reading a book. She could have cared less about the game and who was playing.

Anyway, all of a sudden during the 2nd quarter, she rolls over and says "Do you want to have sex?"

Oh no - what do I do? Of course, I want to. But it's the Superbowl. Doesn't she realize the importance of this game? The commercials? Come on woman, you know I was looking forward to this game all week.

I apparently took too long in pondering all this, and she rolled back over and said nevermind. Then, she asks what we should do for dinner, and mentions going to Cracker Barrel. I said "No way, I'm not leaving while the game is on. Out of the question." That didn't go over so well, and after

talking for a few minutes she was getting ready to leave the house all pissed off.

I talked her into staying (all this was happening right before/during The Who took the stage) and then started to make something to eat for us. She sat down at the kitchen table and continued to read her book. Said she didn't want anything to eat, but I made enough Tuna/Mac & Cheese for the both of us.

We ate, and I went and sat on the couch and started watching the game again as she was still reading at the table. Then, right after the Saints went up 24-17, she comes over to the couch, grabs my hand and motions for me to get up. I thought she was gonna hug me and that be it, but we go upstairs and have sex.

I definitely wasn't expecting that, but wasn't complaining at all! I missed the interception and TD by New Orleans, but came back down by the start of the 4th to watch the end of the game.

Moral of the story: If your wife wants to have sex, just do it - no matter what is on television.

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-08-2010, 05:44 AM

You had a nice ending to that story, I was expecting something worse.

Up until the half way point, my reply would have been:

Yep, that's how females work. Spend all day doing jack shit and being available, and they ignore you; then when the 30 minutes comes along where you actually want to do something important, they don't fucking stop complaining how you won't pay attention and are always busy, and continue to nag you "lets have sex" "lets do this" "lets do that"

**Sassy Cassie** · 02-08-2010, 05:47 AM

If she really loved you, she would have given you a knobber so you could continue watching.

**tnthub** · 02-08-2010, 06:09 AM

Negotiation...

My wife watch girl movies most of the day because she knew the game would be on later... Midday we took a trip to the store and bought ribs that we started baking at a low temp so we would have good munchies later on. Then I remembered the ten buck Pizza Hut stuff so I went out and got a couple pizzas just before the game... She started baking cookies while I was out for pizza.

We watched the game (I watched, and she watched the commercials while reading a book). Then we watched Burn Notice... Then it was time to take a shower and go to bed so she got in the shower with me and one thing leads to another... It was a good night.

Basically, negotiation and compromise can lead to less stress and since we have been married 19 years we have learned the benefits of compromise.

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-08-2010, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

If she really loved you, she would have given you a knobber so you could continue watching.

Where are you from and where can I find more girls like you

**chiller2484** · 02-08-2010, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

You had a nice ending to that story, I was expecting something worse.

Up until the half way point, my reply would have been:

Yep, that's how females work. Spend all day doing jack shit and being available, and they ignore you; then when the 30 minutes comes along where you actually want to do something important, they don't fucking stop complaining how you won't pay attention and are always busy, and continue to nag you "lets have sex" "lets do this" "lets do that"

yeah, believe me when i say i wasn't expecting it to end that way either.

**dpinson** · 02-08-2010, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Where are you from and where can I find more girls like you

my thoughts exactly,mine is pretty good though she actually wants to watch the superbowl or the commercials anyway

**chiller2484** · 02-08-2010, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by tnthub

Negotiation...

My wife watch girl movies most of the day because she knew the game would be on later... Midday we took a trip to the store and bought ribs that we started baking at a low temp so we would have good munchies later on. Then I remembered the ten buck Pizza Hut stuff so I went out and got a couple pizzas just before the game... She started baking cookies while I was out for pizza.

We watched the game (I watched, and she watched the commercials while reading a book). Then we watched Burn Notice... Then it was time to take a shower and go to bed so she got in the shower with me and one thing leads to another... It was a good night.

Basically, negotiation and compromise can lead to less stress and since we have been married 19 years we have learned the benefits of compromise.

yeah i usually try and compromise as best i can. we had been out to eat for lunch and then went to the grocery store that afternoon. went and saw some chick flick saturday night as well. figured the least she could do was let me watch the damn game. though it turned out alright

**SleeperC5** · 02-08-2010, 08:09 AM

I guess you don't have a DVR.......

**BrntWS6** · 02-08-2010, 08:25 AM

Should'a hit it doggie style with the TV still on.

**bberretta** · 02-08-2010, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

I guess you don't have a DVR.......

That was my first thought... the pause button is there for a reason! That way you can

and not miss a second of the game.

**SHines-IT** · 02-08-2010, 08:42 AM

Will keep this in mind..

**tnthub** · 02-08-2010, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by BrntWS6

Should'a hit it doggie style with the TV still on.

Ever try to balance a bottle of beer on a bouncing butt and not spill the chips at the same time? Trust me, it just doesn't work out as well as what you may think...

**67CamaroRSSS** · 02-08-2010, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

If she really loved you, she would have given you a knobber so you could continue watching.

It's stuff like this that kept me attached (so to speak) to the 2nd wife for 12 years.

**allbaugh_04** · 02-08-2010, 04:05 PM

Why not do it at half time on the couch, kitchen table, or coffee table?

**chiller2484** · 02-08-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

I guess you don't have a DVR.......

I do, but not in the bedroom.

**chiller2484** · 02-08-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by BrntWS6

Should'a hit it doggie style with the TV still on.

That actually crossed my mind! lol

**justinmc978** · 02-08-2010, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by BrntWS6

Should'a hit it doggie style with the TV still on.

i mean, that IS why god invented it..

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-08-2010, 04:56 PM

She will want sex again this coming Sunday, VDay, worst holiday ever.

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-08-2010, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

She will want sex again this coming Sunday, VDay, worst holiday ever.

If she want's sex on vday she's a good one.

Most chicks demand all the materialistic bullshit that goes along with it, and then at the end of the day after buying in to her wishes, sex is kind of expected since it can be romantic, but she declines with a "sorry honey, I'd love to but I'm too tired from smelling these expensive-ass flowers and eating all this chocolate all day long"

Not my personal experience thankfully, but I've heard quite a few horror stories.