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12-18-2009, 04:14 AM #1Senior Member
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Wife used all of the toilet paper this morning....
So I just wiped my ass with her robe and hung it back on the bathroom door. This will either be really funny and she'll get the message, or I might be getting a divorce. I'll keep you updated.
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12-18-2009, 04:31 AM #2EFILive Tuner
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12-18-2009, 05:06 AM #3I hate your face
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hoilee shat!
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12-18-2009, 05:11 AM #4Veteran
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seriously?? you don't have any paper towels or coffee filters in the house?
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12-18-2009, 05:17 AM #5I hate your face
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you think he's gonna walk around the house, drippin' shit from his ass, and look for paper towels or coffee filters?
Originally Posted by 0rion
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12-18-2009, 05:17 AM #6I hate your face
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though, i guess he could have just jumped in the shower real quick, lol
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12-18-2009, 05:31 AM #7ʢ ൧ ൨ ൩ ൪ ൫ ൬ ൭ ൮Ր Ց Ւ Փ
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Just when I thought I'd seen/heard it all..
Tho you may want to rethink that possibly perilous idea. She knows where you sleep.. If I'd done that to my wife I would make out my last will and testament first..
Suggestion: If you are particularly irritated by another member's posting habits and are constantly fighting the urge to flame them, you can click on that person's profile, and select "Add to ignore list." This will make that person's posts invisible to you.
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12-18-2009, 05:42 AM #8Veteran
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Originally Posted by 0rion
^^ From experience?
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12-18-2009, 05:46 AM #9ʢ ൧ ൨ ൩ ൪ ൫ ൬ ൭ ൮Ր Ց Ւ Փ
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12-18-2009, 05:50 AM #10I like turtles
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Nah I'm sure the boss lets him know when to buy more Originally Posted by pajeff02
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12-18-2009, 05:51 AM #11Impounded
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If you get a divorce she wont get shit from you. Originally Posted by nitrox28
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12-18-2009, 05:52 AM #12I like turtles
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12-18-2009, 06:03 AM #13true savage
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12-18-2009, 06:39 AM #14Member
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12-18-2009, 06:55 AM #15Senior Member
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12-18-2009, 07:40 AM #16NY Representative
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pics of so called shit stains
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12-18-2009, 07:42 AM #17Spaz is My Mentor
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really I'll pass!! Please no pics....Just video of wife beating the shit out of you will do!!
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12-18-2009, 07:44 AM #18Impounded
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Always check for paper before you go
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12-18-2009, 07:48 AM #19ʢ ൧ ൨ ൩ ൪ ൫ ൬ ൭ ൮Ր Ց Ւ Փ
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This... Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
really I'll pass!! Please no pics....Just video of wife beating the shit out of you will do!!
...and this.. Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
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12-18-2009, 08:09 AM #20Senior Member
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
She uses a TON of tp every time she's in there, and I keep telling her and telling her to replace it, or make sure there is more under the sink. So today there is 1 little square on the roll, nothing under the sink, and no paper in the trashcan. I saw her robe hanging there and decided to go for it. Not sure what part I wiped with, but I hung it right back up where I found it. I'm sure the shit will hit the fan about 10-11pm tonight.
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