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    SOOOO....... I got pulled over the other day by a Texas state trooper after 10pm...



    He explained that I had violated at least 10 traffic violations...

    Speeding, switching lanes with out signaling, switching lanes in intersections.. more speeding and so forth....



    I was like dam.. Im gonna get a effing ticket.. for suuuuuuuuuure..

    Cuz I wasnt wearing anything revealing of the sort.. I had my 4.99 rotisserie chicken work tshirt on.. haha



    So...... no ticket.... then he walked to the front of my car (in big tex you gotta have a front plate) he checked it out, but didnt say anything about that either, and thats another violation..




    SO yes.. no ticket once again..

    This makes 10 times being pulled over with out a ticket out of 10 times being pulled over..

    Yay for titties and vajajay!

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    Either that or you were NICE. If you were NICE, most cops won't give ya a hassle.

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    I started to cry after he told me all the things I did, cuz I cant afford a ticket..I can barely afford food to eat.. He asked me why I was crying, and I told him because I was inconsiderate and for doing the things I did, that I deserved a ticket. And he was like, "well how do you know I was even going to give you one? Youre the one who brought that up>" i told him I deserved it.. hah so admitting to your mistakes.. have ALWAYS worked for me..


    One time I was speeding down a hill, got pulled over, I told the officer i was economically saving my gas.. ahha he laughed and let me on my way.

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    Nice work! If that was me I would of been sodomized, cuffed, stuffed and my car would be put threw a car crusher....







    Oh pics of said titays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    I started to cry after he told me all the things I did, cuz I cant afford a ticket..I can barely afford food to eat.. He asked me why I was crying, and I told him because I was inconsiderate and for doing the things I did, that I deserved a ticket. And he was like, "well how do you know I was even going to give you one? Youre the one who brought that up>" i told him I deserved it.. hah so admitting to your mistakes.. have ALWAYS worked for me..


    One time I was speeding down a hill, got pulled over, I told the officer i was economically saving my gas.. ahha he laughed and let me on my way.

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    it was lawdog....he bends the rules for pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99_Z28 View Post
    Nice work! If that was me I would of been sodomized, cuffed, stuffed and my car would be put threw a car crusher....






    Oh pics of said titays?
    haha thats what my friend said who drives a TBSS.. He just got ANOTHER ticket for too dark of tint..

    Mines illegal too, but they never said anything bout that either


    and dreeeeeaaaaaaammmmmm on
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    it was lawdog....he bends the rules for pussy.
    and he was black.. but some how he knew i had a big booty haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    it was lawdog....he bends the rules for cock.
    fixt

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    regardless, i hate you more now than ever.

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    haha RIGHT thats why you wanted me soo badly to come up to your state to put in my headers

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    and he was black.. but some how he knew i had a big booty haha




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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    SOOOO....... I got pulled over the other day by a Texas state trooper after 10pm...



    He explained that I had violated at least 10 traffic violations...

    Speeding, switching lanes with out signaling, switching lanes in intersections.. more speeding and so forth....



    I was like dam.. Im gonna get a effing ticket.. for suuuuuuuuuure..

    Cuz I wasnt wearing anything revealing of the sort.. I had my 4.99 rotisserie chicken work tshirt on.. haha



    So...... no ticket.... then he walked to the front of my car (in big tex you gotta have a front plate) he checked it out, but didnt say anything about that either, and thats another violation..




    SO yes.. no ticket once again..

    This makes 10 times being pulled over with out a ticket out of 10 times being pulled over..

    Yay for titties and vajajay!
    I would still rather take a ticket and have my penis to use on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    haha RIGHT thats why you wanted me soo badly to come up to your state to put in my headers


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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    I would still rather take a ticket and have my penis to use on you.
    haha so youd pay for my ticket if you could use your ting ting on me.. hahaha


    isnt that like me being a hooker.. haha?

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    how about you stop breaking the law! we all do some of what you said, but changing lanes in the middle of an intersection is a fuckin dick move and a lady in a lexus JUST did that to me 2 days ago, got sooo close to getting in an accident if my reflexes werent like a freakin cat. I wanted to kill her

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    haha so youd pay for my ticket if you could use your ting ting on me.. hahaha


    isnt that like me being a hooker.. haha?

    I would buy you dinner too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    and he was black.. but some how he knew i had a big booty haha

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    i would have gave your ass a ticket, switching lanes with no signaling shame on you.

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