Why are girls nuts?

**grandkodiak** · 02-20-2009, 06:34 PM

Anyone explain to me why females are so fucking shady all the time? time for booze.

**1 RedHot TransAm** · 02-20-2009, 06:51 PM

dunno man, I dont dont try to figure my women out, I just bite my lip and agree, sometimes I think booze was invented to deal with females

cant live with them, and cant live with out them

**ztrouble** · 02-20-2009, 06:54 PM

the drank the water and god hates them

"Saint Arnold was acclaimed bishop of Metz , France , in 612 and spent his holy life warning peasants about the dangers of drinking water. Beer was safe, and 'from man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world.' The people revered Arnold . In 627, Saint Arnold retired to a monastery near Remiremont , France , where he died on August 16, 640.

"In 641, the citizens of Metz requested that Saint Arnold's body be exhumed and ceremoniously carried to Metz for reburial in their Church of the Holy Apostles. During this voyage a miracle came to pass in the town of Champignuelles . The tired porters and followers stopped for a rest and walked into a tavern for a drink of their favorite beverage. Regretfully, there was only one mug of beer to be shared, but that mug never ran dry and all of the thirsty pilgrims were satisfied."

**korndawg** · 02-20-2009, 08:41 PM

Because they have a vagina? God hates men so he gave women a vagina and boobs. They were brought here to torture us on a daily basis. Power of the pussy is bad.
Their hormones are an evil. evil thing. Thats why u just fuck em and leave em.

**TexasLS1** · 02-20-2009, 10:01 PM

There have to be opposites in all things...

Guys are wise, fun, rational, happy, calm, collected....
So there must be woman to balance it out

apples + oranges =

**JoshieDoom** · 02-20-2009, 10:55 PM

booze tommorow. same issues here.

**Anthracis** · 02-21-2009, 12:00 AM

Women...can't live with em'...can't shoot em'.

**JoshieDoom** · 02-21-2009, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Women...can't live with em'...can't shoot em'.

.... well you can but I dont like getting my ass pounded in the pen.

Wade told me all about it

**Anthracis** · 02-21-2009, 12:22 AM

what happens to YOU in the pen...stays in the pen.

**bluefields88** · 02-21-2009, 12:27 AM

Estrogen.

**DirtWad** · 02-21-2009, 01:25 AM

Because they have what we want, and they know it....

**korndawg** · 02-21-2009, 01:27 AM

But we have the man-juice and they need the to procreate. Too bad for them, our man-juice is the best when its all over their faces.

**DirtWad** · 02-21-2009, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

But we have the man-juice and they need the to procreate. Too bad for them, our man-juice is the best when its all over their faces.

Reminds me of one of the best 1 liners of all time...
"Your daddy shoulda blew you on the wall!"

**korndawg** · 02-21-2009, 01:32 AM

Or "your mother should have swallowed you"

**DirtWad** · 02-21-2009, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Or "your mother should have swallowed you"

**cammed goat** · 02-21-2009, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by grandkodiak

Anyone explain to me why females are so fucking shady all the time? time for booze.

Can't answer that. If we could ALL answer that same FKING question, we'd be gods right now. After a while, ya get burnt out and just don't give a fk anymore. Me, I just focus on my job/income, and hang with friends. Better to do that than go nukkin futz.

**nhraformula** · 02-21-2009, 08:56 AM

they are crazy because you allow them to be so. if they start acting up, dump them, problem solved before the problem started.

**GTP231** · 02-21-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Or "your mother should have swallowed you"

Your mother should've spit you out into a bucket of bleach

**Hi-Po** · 02-21-2009, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Your mother should've spit you out into a bucket of bleach

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg"

**310stanger** · 02-21-2009, 09:50 AM

women have boobs,vagina, ass and legs and in some cases feet for all you fetish guys, they know that guys want their parts and are horny constantly. so they use this as leverage to do whatever the fuck they want, and get whatever they want. Their brain activity isn't supposed to make sense because it consists of split decision make for whatever seems good for THEM at the time. The lowest amount of body parts they have to give up to get what they want they prefer. Ie dont give a girl shit till you hit it

and there you have it