To whom watched American Idol......

**cujo** · 01-17-2007, 06:07 PM

I have never laughed so hard in my life. That frog eyed kid and his "Baby Huey" friend looked like they needed a TV show. Just looking at them cracked me up. They are like a better version of Rob and Big or something.

**bmyers** · 01-17-2007, 06:16 PM

I wanted to see those people. Theres some strange fucking from seatle

**camarostripes96** · 01-17-2007, 07:52 PM

yeh i have fucken american idle but i always watch the tryouts because they crack me the hell up, that frog eyed kid, and BIG RED, lol oh my god dude at funny. And all the ones that were singing "dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me" put the icing on the cake!!!

**mst219** · 01-17-2007, 07:57 PM

i laughed so hard... my girlfriend can sing her ass off... and no she can really sing.. im not one of those people (as seen on the show) that say someone cant and then they have the voice to kill a moose... and she thought it was funnier than Eddie Murphy's: Delirious (which is prob. the funniest thing on the face of the earth... classic... classic..)

**nitrox28** · 01-17-2007, 09:45 PM

That frog eyed kid and his Thurman Merman (bad santa) look-alike friend made me sad. I think those guys were retarded or something. I was laughing and my wife yelled at me

I mean, they had their fingers crossed and everything. They were instant BFFs!

God how sad was that?

That fat blonde bitch was HOOOOOOOT! I'd rock her socks. Anyone else get the impression that Big Red was homeless?

**91Z28** · 01-18-2007, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

That frog eyed kid and his Thurman Merman (bad santa) look-alike friend made me sad. I think those guys were retarded or something. I was laughing and my wife yelled at me

I mean, they had their fingers crossed and everything. They were instant BFFs!

God how sad was that?

That fat blonde bitch was HOOOOOOOT! I'd rock her socks. Anyone else get the impression that Big Red was homeless?

Agreed about the retards. I had my TV on for backround noise while I was doing some work around the house and that shit got my attention. No way those two kids were firing on all 8 cylinders. The first one looked like he got his head shrunken on some island in the pacific by a witch doctor.

**third_shift|studios** · 01-18-2007, 05:07 AM

contestant: "so what can i do to improve?"

simon: "leave."

**cujo** · 01-18-2007, 05:27 AM

That Napoleon Dynamite nerd guy.....Almost pissed my pants when he was doing his "high notes". I love how they let him sing for that long then Simon shoots him down and tells him that hes one of the worst singers ever lol.

**third_shift|studios** · 01-18-2007, 05:30 AM

YES! napolean dyonmite! that's exactly what i was thinking! he would even talk w/his eyes closed

he fucking detroyed that song....just annhilated it.

**56car** · 01-18-2007, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

That frog eyed kid and his Thurman Merman (bad santa) look-alike friend made me sad. I think those guys were retarded or something. I was laughing and my wife yelled at me

I mean, they had their fingers crossed and everything. They were instant BFFs!

God how sad was that?

That fat blonde bitch was HOOOOOOOT! I'd rock her socks. Anyone else get the impression that Big Red was homeless?

Hey Nitrox. Your avatar looks like that fat kid on speed.

**ShelbySS** · 01-18-2007, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by cujo

I have never laughed so hard in my life. That frog eyed kid and his "Baby Huey" friend looked like they needed a TV show. Just looking at them cracked me up. They are like a better version of Rob and Big or something.

I like the guy that did the "B-Boppin" or whatever it's called.....He sings good and he's cute!!

**limey62** · 01-18-2007, 03:44 PM

all i know is dont want to go there i will stay in fl its not as bad as i there yet but if u go 2 dixe county u will here banjos playing in the woods

**Jims455** · 01-18-2007, 04:31 PM

sad...............very sad indeed.

**94z28l** · 01-18-2007, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Jims455

sad...............very sad indeed.

i agree. i really dont see the fascination in it. for some odd reason its their dreams to go sing and make it big and some gay looking fat british prick thinks he's god when its comes to judging someone's talent. really now look at the judges, some fat black guy i've never heard of, the british fag known as simon and some washed up skank that slept with one of the contestants, why would anyone waste time on that show if their dream was to "make it big in the music industry".

**94z28l** · 01-18-2007, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by KageSS

Correction, washed up drunk ass lush skank!!!!!!

good call kage

**Jims455** · 01-19-2007, 08:16 AM

why do they even bother with the audition? I picked every winner from their interview just by the way they talked and their looks.

**Jims455** · 01-19-2007, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by ShelbySS

I like the guy that did the "B-Boppin" or whatever it's called.....He sings good and he's cute!!

that would be the human beat box and yes he was pretty cool with it.

**NICKLE57** · 01-19-2007, 08:46 AM

That one blonde chick with her mom was a nitemare. You could see her tremendous flappy tits hanging down almost to her waist and when she started dancing I almost puked. Wear a freakin' bra!!!

Then there was one chick who wore some kind of pink spandex on her arms and legs and she was pretty big. She looked like Frankenberry's wife.

**cujo** · 01-19-2007, 08:58 AM

That one chick had the most fugly body....her head was normal but had sausage arms and legs. It took me a few minutes to realize that she wasn't sunburned.

**Jims455** · 01-19-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by cujo

That one chick had the most fugly body....her head was normal but had sausage arms and legs. It took me a few minutes to realize that she wasn't sunburned.