Who wants...

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:10 PM

My girlfriend is kind of self conscious about her looks. I don't know why. Anyways, after about a month of pleading with her, I finally talked her into letting me put up a picture of her on here. She insisted on this one.

Anyways, I thought this would be fun. A good way to show her she is beautiful afterall.

Who wants to pork my prized possesion in my avator?

$5 for 5 minutes.
$10 for 10 minutes.

If you can rock her world for 15 minutes without getting a cramp I will pay you $15.

Must abide by the following 1 rule.
1. Must be sober.

**0rion** · 02-03-2009, 06:18 PM

thank god you're not charging by the pound......

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

thank god you're not charging by the pound......

You afraid you can't handle her? Figures.

**0rion** · 02-03-2009, 06:20 PM

I'm just not ready to move up to the heavy weight division.

**ztrouble** · 02-03-2009, 06:21 PM

what do i get for 30 minutes?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 02-03-2009, 06:21 PM

I'll do her...you hold up the roll and i'll bring the flour.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I'm just not ready to move up to the heavy weight division.

Seriously though. Which of the 3 choices will you be choosing? $5, $10 or the $15 option?

**0rion** · 02-03-2009, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

I'll do her...you hold up the roll and i'll bring the flour.

just slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by ztrouble

what do i get for 30 minutes?

The fuck of your life.

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

I'll do her...you hold up the roll and i'll bring the flour.

Be sure and bring 3 bags of flour.

**0rion** · 02-03-2009, 06:25 PM

I tell you what.....you butter the sides of that door and get her out of that car and I'll give it a shot.

**TempleU_WS6** · 02-03-2009, 06:26 PM

uh.....

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I tell you what.....you butter the sides of that door and get her out of that car and I'll give it a shot.

Sorry can't do. The thing is, shes been stuck in that car for 2 years now. I've tried all sorts of butter, grease, etc. So, what I had to do was cut an access hole in the bottom of the seat so I can slip it in.

I actually had to cut a hole in the floor pan and manuever my little peter in there from under the car.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

uh.....

I see you. Don't be shy/bashful. She doesn't bite.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 02-03-2009, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

Sorry can't do. The thing is, shes been stuck in that car for 2 years now. I've tried all sorts of butter, grease, etc. So, what I had to do was cut an access hole in the bottom of the seat so I can slip it in.

I actually had to cut a hole in the floor pan and manuever my little peter in there from under the car.

Does she have a sister?

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Does she have a sister?

Yes. But unlike my girlfriend thats in my avator, she might be what one would consider a little bit overweight.

**OreoLt1** · 02-03-2009, 06:47 PM

Sorry man but I have a rule... If I have to lift anything up gut wise to get in I don't need it!

Also anything that may smell like dead whale puss is a no no!

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by OreoLt1

Sorry man but I have a rule... If I have to lift anything up gut wise to get in I don't need it!

Also anything that may smell like dead whale puss is a no no!

No problem man. Your loss.