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    Rollo Tomassee AKIRA's Avatar
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    Smile Who else got laid last night?

    I sure as hell did. And it sucked.

    Girl had fake D tits...and a fucking BUSH.

    Discuss.

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    06 PBM GTO(458WHP)SOLD!!
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    Bush FTMFL!!!

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    I am supposed to get some tonight.


    God I hate having to plan that 3 minutes of my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4 View Post
    Bush FTMFL!!!
    Yeah. I was pissed. It was trimmed around it too. It wasnt like a full blown bush, she did have some shaving going on, but she didnt shave the most important spots.

    She had some *new* birth control in affect. Some sort of ring she shoves up there and it dissolves for like a month. I was wondering if my dick would pull it out on one of the strokes.

    Anyway, the girl sucked. Ill see if I can post up a pic whenI get home.

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    Of the girl, the ring thing,your dick or the bush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post
    Yeah. I was pissed. It was trimmed around it too. It wasnt like a full blown bush, she did have some shaving going on, but she didnt shave the most important spots.

    She had some *new* birth control in affect. Some sort of ring she shoves up there and it dissolves for like a month. I was wondering if my dick would pull it out on one of the strokes.

    Anyway, the girl sucked. Ill see if I can post up a pic whenI get home.
    LOL....post it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Of the girl, the ring thing,your dick or the bush?
    Should have been able to get all 4 in one pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Should have been able to get all 4 in one pic.
    From the words of Kelso........BURNNNNNNN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Of the girl, the ring thing,your dick or the bush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Of the girl, the ring thing,your dick or the bush?
    She stunk too! I thought that it was maybe cuz of this new "ring."

    I felt it when I fingered her, but my dick didnt feel it. Lets just say I hope it worked.

    Her tits were great though. So fucking great.

    But yeah, I am disgusted with myself. And hung over.

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    06 PBM GTO(458WHP)SOLD!!
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    Fake D tits and a Bush sound liek you slept with a 50 YO widow!!!....just joking.....least you got some.....its been liek 2 hours for me...bout to die!!

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    i got a blowjob.

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    Lawl...well I tried.

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    lol @ the lady at the bar

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    i got some. with a friend's best friend. oh well the friend sucked in bed so i moved to her best friend! and she was grand! i hope she wont mind me moving on up

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    you blew your load, it couldnt be that bad

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    i got some from the gf.. good times

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    like i've always been told, even bad sex is good sex.

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