Who can you trust now a days

**JwMonE99** · 05-15-2008, 05:17 PM

So I meet up with this chick today and took her to "my spot" a nice place along the water way out in the middle of nowhere. Nice breeze, great view, private little gazebo and a kinda big empty parking lot space in a circle shape. I never see anyone there and its a nice place to fuck around to do burnouts or donuts or whatever.
Today I was there to fuck.
But I saw some mexican with some kinda punching bag on top of his car practing with his wife and child watching him from inside the car. So whatever I take her underneath a bridge not too far out and gets to business.
Now the bad news
She sucks (and not in the good way) I was litterally having a miserable time and was thinking about GTOs and Corvettes the whole time. (but instead it kept me hard) so I texted like 9 people to call me with a fake emergancy to get me out. No luck no one calls. I later find out they were all next to each other at a car meet that I ditched them at to be with this girl.
So I had no other choice, I had a fart that I was holding on to and then I just let it out. then we stopped and just looked at each other, my noise twitched and we just walked away. I drop her back home and now im home and I came straight to you guys.
Moral of the story is don't trust ur friends
Sorry for long story rant over. Anything like this happen to u guys?

**310stanger** · 05-15-2008, 05:37 PM

for some reason this post made my head hurt.

**JwMonE99** · 05-15-2008, 05:50 PM

In lamer terms, i was with a girl I didnt want to be in and since friends left me haning I had to let one rip to get out of the situation.

**310stanger** · 05-15-2008, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by JwMonE99

In lamer terms, i was with a girl I didnt want to be in and since friends left me haning I had to let one rip to get out of the situation.

the story is so much better when its worded like that lol

**SiggyZ** · 05-15-2008, 05:56 PM

What a stupid freakin' thread. Wow.

**Spaz** · 05-15-2008, 05:58 PM

so... you didn't pee in her butt???

**310stanger** · 05-15-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

so... you didn't pee in her butt???

It sounds like he might have farted in her pussy spaz.

**Spaz** · 05-15-2008, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

It sounds like he might have farted in her pussy spaz.

omg!!! reversed queef!!! YES!!! 10 spaz points if it happened!!!

**TransAm11973** · 05-15-2008, 06:39 PM

twas a space dock!!!!!

**67CamaroRSSS** · 05-15-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

omg!!! reversed queef!!! YES!!! 10 spaz points if it happened!!!

Damn you guys are perverted.

I LIKE IT!

**JwMonE99** · 05-15-2008, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

so... you didn't pee in her butt???

I thought about it, does that count? lol

**02cetransam** · 05-15-2008, 07:20 PM

in the future if you are ever presented with a similar situation.... here's what you wanna do. CUM IN HER EYE. why you ask?? Its a win win situation.

1) she absolutely loves it and wants you do it again (she's a keeper) or
2) she will feel belittled and hate your guts and never wanna see you again (in this case, this is what you wanted anyways).

100% effective 80% of the time

**JwMonE99** · 05-15-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by 02cetransam

in the future if you are ever presented with a similar situation.... here's what you wanna do. CUM IN HER EYE. why you ask?? Its a win win situation.

1) she absolutely loves it and wants you do it again (she's a keeper) or
2) she will feel belittled and hate your guts and never wanna see you again (in this case, this is what you wanted anyways).

100% effective 80% of the time

Good idea,
only this one swalled the cum. I tried to pull it right before but she wanted to keep it in.

she likes to swallow it looks like.

**Bigrus** · 05-15-2008, 08:29 PM

lolwut?

**LS1Powerhouse** · 05-15-2008, 08:45 PM

So you ditched your friends, who went to a car show, for some horrible pussy?

You deserved to be not called...

Also..

**0rion** · 05-15-2008, 08:49 PM

First off.....I would ditch my best friend for the worst lay known to mankind. Would you rather sit around a sausage party at a car show or get laid? I like cars as much as the next guy but that's just no contest there.....laid wins every time.

Secondly, if you wanted to come here and brag about getting laid just name the thread " I got laid" and then post na-na-na-na-naaa-naaa. No sense in dragging out a post when you can just get it all done in a sentence or two.

**LS1Powerhouse** · 05-15-2008, 08:52 PM

I have a steady gf so i guess the situation is very different for me.. I enjoy getting out with the guys.. Im sure he is with them more than with a girl.

**0rion** · 05-15-2008, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by LS1Powerhouse

I have a steady gf so i guess the situation is very different for me.. I enjoy getting out with the guys.. Im sure he is with them more than with a girl.

I'm married with 2 kids but if my wife said " Do you want to go to a car show with some guys or get laid?"

Survey says........ Laid. Number 1 answer.

**LS1Powerhouse** · 05-15-2008, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I'm married with 2 kids but if my wife said " Do you want to go to a car show with some guys or get laid?"

Survey says........ Laid. Number 1 answer.

i have sex at minimal 5 time a week... i see my friends 1-2 times every 2 weeks.. disregarding school... just a personal preference i guess.