When women ask how do i look in this?

[Murder after Midnight]

Or ask do i need to lose weight.

How do you answer these questions?

[35th-ANV-SS]

If you have a set of balls, honestly.

[Murder after Midnight]

If you have a set of balls, honestly.

do you answer honestly? Even if you know the answer will be negative.

[CJREX]

If you answer with the truth you'll never have to try and remember how you answered.

[Murder after Midnight]

If you answer with the truth you'll never have to try and remember how you answered.

Have you answered with the truth before? what was the out come?

[jrbonds]

The truth!!!!!

[theorangeguy]

I always give the honest answer...but, I'm one of those people that if you ask for my opinion you will get it... so be careful what you wish for lol

[0rion]

whoa whoa whoa.......not exactly sure how this "truth" movement got started but I'm gonna save someone's life here. Lie your ass off. Women will tell you they want the truth but that's about as much bullshit as I've ever heard. Go ahead....tell her the truth.....if you like being bitched at for something you had nothing to do with because suddenly her huge ass is 100% your fault. Lose weight? Have you ever personally met a guy that's told his wife she needed to lose weight? I've heard the stories but I'm never actually met the guy....I strongly suspect this as a fairy tale invented by women who were running low on shit to bitch about trying to sucker in the dumb ones.

Let me help you single guys out that honestly may just not know any better. There are only a couple of acceptable answers to these questions.

"How do I look in this?"- Correct answer " I think you look great in it.....where did you buy that at?" This is a 2 pronged attack. When you add phrases like I THINK it automatically gives the woman a reason to ignore your advice and wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear because everyone knows men are dumb as hell and have no fashion sense. Let's make no mistake here.....she's gonna wear whatever the hell she wants to wear no matter what you think. She just has to find the correct reason to make it her decision. You will find this is a common theme in a womans life. Make her own decisions while at the same time making you look like a dumbbass....win/win. Adding the phrase "where did you buy that at?" gives her a reason to ramble on and on about some great deal she supposedly got on an outfit you give 2 shits about. Women love to talk about themselves. Remember that and life gets easier. If at any point in time you can flip the conversation around to where it gives her 15 minutes to ramble about herself then by all means go for it. It'll pay dividends.

"Do I need to lose weight?" or sometimes phrased "does this make me look fat?"- There's only one answer here and that answer is "hell no". You have to sound kinda pissed off that she would even ask you that question in order to sell it correctly. The worst mistakes you can make are to have more than a 1.3 second pause or add the phrase "uuuuum" before saying "hell no". You need to get in front of a mirror and practice this one until it just becomes automatic. Make sure to kinda look at her like she offended you by even asking. Any other answer......and I mean ANY other answer is just dead ass wrong and will impact your relationship for years. Even the right answer not given exactly like I've instructed will rain brimstone and fire down on you. I had a good friend that answered this wrong back in the early 90's.....he's yet to deer hunt and drink beer with me since because he's been too busy these last 20 years doing damage control for a poorly worded answer to this question. Last time I saw him he was wearing a fucking polo shirt.......that's right.....a fucking polo shirt and drinking beer from a glass. That's been a while back so I'm assuming these days he's drinking wine and going to art exhibits but that's a guess since he's no longer allowed to have contact with the outside world.

[SMWS6TA]

I'm married for just over 20 yrs....yes this question has come up many times through out it. And I boldly, truthfully tell her the truth.............






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who am I kidding? Like Orion so well put......lie your ass off! Lie like your balls are on the line, because they are!!!! The truth in this one case will castrate you!



Sorry Jodi & KR you are women, of course you think you want to hear the truth but in reality all women want to hear exactly like Orion has instructed.




Orion you are an Oracle of Wisdom on this subject.......

[CJREX]

Have you answered with the truth before? what was the out come?

Still married.

Though I have to be honest, she asked how it looked and it looked great. So I told her the truth.

But now that I think about it, it has been a few years since I went deer hunting...

She did let me keep my rail buggy though!!

[35th-ANV-SS]

Sorry, Orion...I'm not a puppet lol. I tell women exactly what I think all the time. Some get pissed and some love it. They all know my personality so if you don't want my opinion don't ask me.

[theorangeguy]

Im married...not for 20years...but im married. When she wants my opinion she gets it...we are pretty damn straight forward with each other. But that wont work with every relationship

[Zinergy]

Orion is right all except for polo shirts. Nothing wrong with polo shirts, they are as comfy as a t-shirt but you don't look like a trailor park POS.

[theorangeguy]

Orion is right all except for polo shirts. Nothing wrong with polo shirts, they are as comfy as a t-shirt but you don't look like a trailor park POS.

Im a fan of the polo dress.........

[jrbonds]

Orion that which you posted may be your opinion. Idk. Honestly that was to long to read for a small opinion, and once deer hunting is mentioned, my brain leaves the conversation.

But as a woman.....

I would rather hear the truth. I'm not fat or really have any of those issues. And if an article of clothing looks bad on me, I want to know it before I go in public. Luckily for me, I also have my teenage daughter as an opinion. That kid is always brutally honest.

[Zinergy]

Orion that which you posted may be your opinion. Idk. Honestly that was to long to read for a small opinion, and once deer hunting is mentioned, my brain leaves the conversation.

But as a woman.....

I would rather hear the truth. I'm not fat or really have any of those issues. And if an article of clothing looks bad on me, I want to know it before I go in public. Luckily for me, I also have my teenage daughter as an opinion. That kid is always brutally honest.

Because she can afford to be.

Women have every other woman in the world watching them, judging them, make bitchy faces behind their back. With all that bitchyness going on they usually want assurance from their significant other.

[wileyCoyote]

...that question is fundamentally a trap...

[Zinergy]

Im a fan of the polo dress.........

Never wore one before. Are they comfy?

[theorangeguy]

Never wore one before. Are they comfy?

I see what you did there....

[Murder after Midnight]

...that question is fundamentally a trap...

Yep

I see what you did there....

Well played