When We Girls Drink Too Much....

**sassy** · 03-26-2006, 04:38 PM

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
9. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
10. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
11. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
12. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
13. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
14. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
15. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. (OR AT A FOOTBALL STADIUM)
16. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
17. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

**shadegray** · 03-26-2006, 05:43 PM

Don't forget about shamelessly throwing yourself at a guy, begging and making him promise to call you the next Saturday and making out with him, then when he does, you need him to remind you who he is for you to remember. Happened to me right before spring break. Embarassing, I'll never call up a drunk slut again.

**Mr. Luos** · 03-26-2006, 05:50 PM

I was expecting a NWS thread.

BIGRED Z · 03-26-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by shadegray

Don't forget about shamelessly throwing yourself at a guy, begging and making him promise to call you the next Saturday and making out with him, then when he does, you need him to remind you who he is for you to remember. Happened to me right before spring break. Embarassing, I'll never call up a drunk slut again.

Devil's advocate here, but if she was drunk...what were your expectations?

Lori

**KyleLs1** · 03-26-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I was expecting a NWS thread.

**shadegray** · 03-26-2006, 06:16 PM

I had more than her, and I remembered

I'm just a naive kid in my first year at this school.

BIGRED Z · 03-26-2006, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by shadegray

I had more than her, and I remembered

I'm just a naive kid in my first year at this school.

Women break down alcohol differently than men. We lack the number of enzymes (that break down alcohol) compared to men. And it's not how much you drink per se, but over how much time. There's a big difference between a 12 pack over the course of 8 hours as opposed to a 12 pack in 3-4 hours. If she's been slamming hers over a shorter period of time, she could black out quite a bit quicker than you would. The strength of the alcohol would factor in as well. Shots vs beer etc.

Lori

**shadegray** · 03-26-2006, 10:19 PM

I know, but it still sucked in spite any logic that can be put to it.

I think it was beer. I had the shots at a bar where one of my friends was performing, then met her at a party afterwards. I came to school from a christian home and I never thought about doing stuff with a girl without some kind of relationship or else attached before. I'll count it as a learning experience, I guess.

**Element187** · 03-31-2006, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by BIGRED Z

Women break down alcohol differently than men. We lack the number of enzymes (that break down alcohol) compared to men. And it's not how much you drink per se, but over how much time. There's a big difference between a 12 pack over the course of 8 hours as opposed to a 12 pack in 3-4 hours. If she's been slamming hers over a shorter period of time, she could black out quite a bit quicker than you would. The strength of the alcohol would factor in as well. Shots vs beer etc.

Lori

I'm going to double

here ... girls cannot take alcohol very well at all... i drink a 12 pack in 3 or 4 hours, im only barely buzzing ... give a girl 9 in 4 hours and shes just about blitz.

**Sarge** · 03-31-2006, 03:50 PM

Girls slobber when drunk also and cannot stay focused with our Johnson in their mouth.....this is dangerous.....

**sassy** · 03-31-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Girls slobber when drunk also and cannot stay focused with our Johnson in their mouth.....this is dangerous.....

At least someone is sucking it....right?

**ATCharming** · 09-04-2008, 08:37 PM

to the o.p., u forgot one major one.
your clothes come off

**DUBB** · 09-04-2008, 08:45 PM

or

**ATCharming** · 09-04-2008, 08:46 PM

yea i see that often at the club, or... on my floor. hah

**67CamaroRSSS** · 09-04-2008, 09:46 PM

Trust a 17 yo kid to resurrect a 2-1/2 year old thread........

**KahanaReef** · 09-04-2008, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by DUBB

or

Hey ... she knows where her purse is

**ATCharming** · 09-04-2008, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Trust a 17 yo kid to resurrect a 2-1/2 year old thread........

i seriously dont know how i found that?
ohhhhhhh i wwas on the drinking thread and i noticed the site had an update where theres related threads on the bottom of the page... just clicked that and didnt look at the date lol

**INMY01TA** · 09-05-2008, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Hey ... she knows where her purse is

Not her underware. Lol

**KahanaReef** · 09-05-2008, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by INMY01TA

Not her underware. Lol

Maybe she was on #8 before she passed out ...

**ATCharming** · 09-07-2008, 12:25 PM

#5289234. they dress in basically nothing, meet alex at the club, go home with him to like 2 hours away, and then alex single handedly brings a group of 8 or 9 very hot skanky-dressed girls to a friends party.