When are ricers going to stop existing?

**MaxPlusTen** · 03-14-2009, 05:02 AM

Sorry for the novel, needed to rant lol

Ok... so me and a few friends started this car club about a year ago. Haulin Ass Customs. Were all domestic and our primary goal was to bring car shows to the area while raising money for the commuity and local charitys, and have fun while we do it. We all have the very small, very tasteful window decals on our car to destiquish were a group. Our purpose had never been to go out and make a street racing gang.

On the other end of the spectrum however another car club was started in the area by high school kids and kids that never left high school when they graduated... They call themselves Khaotic Kreations (which they stole from a local LSx tuning shop in mannasas). They are all ricers, i think of there group of roughly 50 people they have 2 cars that are one solid color. None of them have a goats lick of sence, and for some odd reason they have felt the need to start a rivalry with my club.

A few nights ago my friend Chris was in his WS6 coming home from dinner with his girl and got behind one of them on a 2 lane road. This idiot starts slowing down to 35 miles an hour in a 55. Chris sees a passing zone and he goes around him, mind you not planting the throttle, just accelerating enough to get around him to get to the speed limit. Well this little prick speeds up and follows my friend and his g/f all the way to Charles Town where he decides to stop and get gas. As he pulls up to the pump ricer boy flips around in his shitbox and pulls in front of Chris's car. He then gets out of his car and screams "WHAT THE FUCK DAWG... DONT YOU EVER FUCKIN PASS ME LIKE THAT AGAIN... I GOT A PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND IN THE CAR YOU PIECE OF HAULIN ASS CUSTOMS SHIT, I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW." Chris being smart decided he would get gas somewhere else, shakes his head and drives off. The ricer follows him until finnaly he gets fed up and lays waste to the guy and looses him. He called me and told me about all of it the same night

Next night im out in my T/A and im setting at a stoplight on a 3 lane. 2 of there members pull up next to me, one in a honda, the other the one from the night before. He rolls down his window and yells "you better keep your fucking boys in line asshole, tell them to stop pullin shit and frontin'" (keep in mind these are all stupid little white trash wigger high school boys) I shook my head and drove off the light normal, they both tryed to mess with me the whole way... i ignored and eventually turned off.

When i get home i go to there Myspace page (because ever car club needs its own myspace dawg) and figure out whos in charge. I then email him this...

Good sir,

My name is Andrew Wiest, I am the vice president of Haulin' Ass Customs, another local car club. I am emailing you with concerns that your members think there is some sort of rivalry with my club. I would like to inform you that the sheere purpose of Haulin' Ass Customs is to raise money and support for local charities and projects. We are working with the community for the common good of everyone. We are not out to play Fast and the Furious with your members. Im approching you about this because i dont want to see another incident like the other night (go on to explain what happend). No one gets ahead with idiocy like this, as we are both car guys I hope you can understand we do what we do as nothing more than a hobby and for fun. When we race our cars we go to the track, and when we drive on the street we dont like being harrased. I hope that we can resolve this issue diplomatically and we wont have any problems like this in the coming months as spring and car show season are coming. (i then go on as a gesture of piece to invite them to the spring carshow were throwing to open off the season)

Pretty diplomatic right? I get back this (and this is a direct copy "Ay yo, haulin azz kustoms is a buncha suckas, you lil bitchez think you allhot shit with yo v eightss, fuck yall man, i done told all my boys if theyz see yall to make sure you dont walk way from it yo, they can only be one club in the 304 bitch and iz us, bustin azz suckas, we gonnas be at yo show though and be prepared, we gonna ruin that shit Khaotic style baby, fucks yea!"

I simpy replied "You good sir are an imature idiot, and tread carefully because the shierffs department and state troopers have also been invited to our show on the 2nd, see you there" (this wasnt a lie, we usually invite local law inforcement to our shows as we know alot of the cops and they themselves are car guys)

Now im not worried about this little shitheads threats but i still cant fathom the stupidity of some of these kids out there with hondas... anyone else have anything like this going on where they live? How would you guys handel the situation? I feel ive been pretty diplomatic about it but i dont know whats left to do now. Cept maybe start kicking some ricer ass on the street again just to shut them all up.

**Quik** · 03-14-2009, 05:14 AM

1 car clubs for most part are gay but i will say at first i thought you were just going to be another ricer speaking on club rivaly. as your story proceeded on it showed that your true to word then the fellow HS kids and their so called gang.

I hope things get resolved, next time one of them cause issues right down the plate. report it to police. it be sad that their parents get a citation in the mail cause their family car is being treated like a racecar by thier kids

**bodyman5000** · 03-14-2009, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by MaxPlusTen

? I get back this (and this is a direct copy "Ay yo, haulin azz kustoms is a buncha suckas, you lil bitchez think you allhot shit with yo v eightss, fuck yall man, i done told all my boys if theyz see yall to make sure you dont walk way from it yo, they can only be one club in the 304 bitch and iz us, bustin azz suckas, we gonnas be at yo show though and be prepared, we gonna ruin that shit Khaotic style baby, fucks yea!"

^^^^^^^^^ This would be all I needed as a juror to find you and your buddies not guilty if you just happened to execute all of them. The world would be a better place.

If that was a joke it might be funny, but any human that would write that in a serious fashion is human in DNA only.

**MaxPlusTen** · 03-14-2009, 05:34 AM

i think he ment as far as racing... there not gang bangers, ill give them that much credit. Theyve actually put together a show (given it was a failure but they did it anyway and pocketed what little money they did make) eh... either way. I stoped playing high school games like that in middle school. Imature little kids lol. It use to be good for a laugh but now its just getting annoying. I work a full time job, and organize all the stuff for our car club, and still find time to work on my car, i dont need annoyance like that lol

**ls1camino** · 03-14-2009, 05:35 AM

Just ignore them, they're talking shit because their McDonalds job can't support a real car.

Originally Posted by Quik

I hope things get resolved, next time one of them cause issues right down the plate. report it to police. it be sad that their parents get a citation in the mail cause their family car is being treated like a racecar by thier kids

**MaxPlusTen** · 03-14-2009, 05:38 AM

most of them are mommy and daddys cars lol. The one civic has a screw on tip that makes it look like a fart can and stock steel wheels. Its got a custom plate... during the week youll see it with hubcaps and no screw on tip lol... but come the weekend it transforms into the baddest street machine known to man

**0verkill** · 03-14-2009, 05:41 AM

this is so tru

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Just ignore them, they're talking shit because their McDonalds job can't support a real car.

**JwMonE99** · 03-14-2009, 07:25 AM

I have to deal with "HSR" Hillside Racing, made up of 3 or 4 cars fastest one they have is a fully gutted civic hatch with a stock b16 swap. wants to fab up an ebay turbo kit this summer. his best time barely gets him in the 15s.
Reason why I know about them is cause im their "mechanic" and I charged their main leader with above civic $1,000 to install a short shifter, and yes thats including buying the parts. hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe

**ls1camino** · 03-14-2009, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by JwMonE99

I have to deal with "HSR" Hillside Racing, made up of 3 or 4 cars fastest one they have is a fully gutted civic hatch with a stock b16 swap. wants to fab up an ebay turbo kit this summer. his best time barely gets him in the 15s.
Reason why I know about them is cause im their "mechanic" and I charged their main leader with above civic $1,000 to install a short shifter, and yes thats including buying the parts. hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe

NICE!!!

**JoshieDoom** · 03-14-2009, 07:34 AM

Lots of fucking idiots out there. Its a good thing to be friendly/respect to the local law enforcement. I usually have a shotgun in the back of the car as it is legal but im waiting to get my CC. I have been harrassed by all kinds of idiots because im the same age and I actually work for my car. I wrote an article for the opinion section in one of kentuckys largest news papers and it got published. It was about ricers/retards fucking up the local car scene. I used to work 6 days a week and when I wanted to cruise back and forth and waste my own gas then I felt like I had the right to instead of being harrassed by the local PD. Ive talked to it over with a lot of the car guys down here and Im thinking of getting a club started for the younger muscle car guys and the select few "tuners".

**Spaz** · 03-14-2009, 09:42 AM

get one of them to pull over and say you want to check his car out... then bam... citizens arrest ftw...

**cammed goat** · 03-14-2009, 12:20 PM

I hate folks like that. Don't threaten unless you have the means to back everything up you say "DAWG". If it would have been me in the OPs shoes...the morons making the threats would have been severely injured, and cuffed to a gurney in the hospital E.R. I got a threatening email from a member from another LS1 site, now "PRESIDENT and FOUNDING MEMBER" of another site. His fat ass couldn't fight worth a damn without running out of breath to be honest. He woud drop of a heart attack if he fought me. And this guy has been locked up before. Stupid ass ghetto folks need to watch how they conduct themself in public. The outside can be a REAL NASTY place.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-14-2009, 12:29 PM

Lol..... I have a Z71 Tahoe, w/ Pipebumpers.... When this kind of shit happens to me, I get tha 'hoe out, and put my $34 a month mexican insurance to work..... It's bumper car time.

**cammed goat** · 03-14-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Lol..... I have a Z71 Tahoe, w/ Pipebumpers.... When this kind of shit happens to me, I get tha 'hoe out, and put my $34 a month mexican insurance to work..... It's FIELD GOAL time.

Fixed.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-14-2009, 12:42 PM

**cammed goat** · 03-14-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Knock the ricers so hard like yer kickin a FIELD GOAL. Watch em go flyin.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-14-2009, 12:50 PM

Oh,

PIT manuver.... FTW!

**Crimson Sin** · 03-14-2009, 12:55 PM

Heh, we call that the Punt tactic..There are So very many people that need that performed on them..
Like the zillions that drive 55 in the far left lane here in the Seattle area...had one flip me off, then flick his cigarette out the sunroof when I hi-beamed him to move over..
sigh

Wonder how he liked my new sequential brake lamps..

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-14-2009, 01:02 PM

handfull of lugnuts or 3/4" ball-bearings works great too!!!!

**Mr.C&I** · 03-14-2009, 01:19 PM

Don't forget about old trucks with manual trannys. All you gotta do is let them get real close then drop a gear or two. Just like slammin on the brakes without any taillights