When girls don't put out!!

**ROADRACER247** · 06-24-2006, 10:37 AM

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

***Ed Blown Vert*** · 06-24-2006, 10:44 AM

**FSANE** · 06-24-2006, 10:56 AM

Ohhh man. I didnt see that coming.

**BADBLUE02** · 06-24-2006, 11:01 AM

That's great

**ninobrn99** · 06-24-2006, 11:09 AM

flawless!!!

**pecha** · 06-24-2006, 12:06 PM

that should teach her

**SSwt00SS** · 06-24-2006, 01:56 PM

that's the best thread I've read on this site!!!

it's great when the tables get turned, isn't it?!

**illcul8troffcr** · 06-24-2006, 02:10 PM

Shopping at walmart is the greatest haha jk good story man

**norm43a** · 06-24-2006, 02:16 PM

I love it.

**whoa guy** · 06-24-2006, 02:17 PM

good stuff... i've read this before, but definitely worth reading again.

**needmorepwr** · 06-24-2006, 04:12 PM

very nice!

**charliebrown1321** · 06-24-2006, 04:58 PM

HAHAHAHA, great story!

**Vee 6** · 06-24-2006, 07:02 PM

I remember reading that before but it's classic!

BIGRED Z · 06-24-2006, 09:21 PM

Even from a woman's perspective...this is classic. If she uses sex as a weapon, then turnabout is fairplay! Hopefully, you all have better women than this...

Lori<----likes sex too much and does NOT use sex as a weapon

**white-Z** · 06-24-2006, 09:30 PM

SHE GOT OWNED,GREAT STORY MAN

**illcul8troffcr** · 06-24-2006, 09:40 PM

It seems to me that young women play that game .. older women want dick and have their own money so no need for the game

BIGRED Z · 06-24-2006, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

It seems to me that young women play that game .. older women want dick and have their own money so no need for the game

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Lori

**GatorSS** · 06-24-2006, 10:18 PM

I have to give that an A+!!

BIGRED Z · 06-24-2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by GatorSS

I have to give that an A+!!

Yeah...women who use sex as a weapon will ultimately lose that battle as there are many more females out there willing to play that game.

Strangely enough...I had a guy who tried that game once. It started out great....but then became an issue of...."When it takes me longer to clean up than it does YOU to finish....where is it worth my time?" I kicked his stupid ass to the curb.

Lori<---------doesn't play little girl games....

**illcul8troffcr** · 06-24-2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by kage 62005

What do u meen by takes u longer to clean up, old chick?

I think shes saying he was a two pump chump.. a one minute man.. and where is it worth her getting all dolled up or sexy taking all of her time .. when the rewards only last for a few minutes