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08-13-2007, 07:06 PM #1
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Whats the dirtiest thing youve done with your partner
Well, after reading some of the other threads and reading about some nasty shit going on, I thought this should be a great place to keep them orginized. Try not to be too degrading.
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08-13-2007, 07:07 PM #2
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subscribing. this should get interesting
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08-13-2007, 07:09 PM #3
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Donkey Punch
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Rodeo
While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can
Dirty Sanchez
Its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
Candy Cane
When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.
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08-13-2007, 07:10 PM #4
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Ballcuzzi
Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.
THIS ONE ROCKS!!
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08-13-2007, 07:15 PM #5
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u have not done those. i call b.s.
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08-13-2007, 07:19 PM #6
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I havent done any but the ballcuzzi...... i was just throughin some potential ones out there. Giving some ideas.
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08-13-2007, 07:20 PM #7
How bout a strawberry shortcake....it's when you slap your girl's face until there's a red mark on her cheek, then you bust one on the red mark
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08-13-2007, 07:21 PM #8
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08-13-2007, 07:26 PM #10
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well...the dirtiest thing ive done with my gf is anal....but....as far as all this other shit u guys are talkin bout...theres my fav called the abraham lincoln.....what u do is....u shave ure pubes and keep em in ure hand....then when ure chicks blowin u, and u bust ure load in her face....u throw ure pubes on her face...therefore the "abraham lincoln" hehehe
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08-13-2007, 07:27 PM #11
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flaming bob
Light a girls pubs on fire right before you are about to ejaculate and then take out the fire with the load.
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08-13-2007, 07:28 PM #12
i fucked a chick once and stole all her beer?
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08-13-2007, 07:32 PM #13
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:hahahahahahahahahahahaha:
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08-13-2007, 07:32 PM #14
nastiest thing I've done would have to be.....ass to mouth
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08-13-2007, 07:33 PM #15
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08-13-2007, 07:35 PM #16
it is in the heat of the moment man....haven't you seen Clerks 2?
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08-13-2007, 07:36 PM #17
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the tokyo express...
Get her in doggy, lift her ass up, put a PVC tube in her ass and drop all the micromachine cars you can find down there!!!
never done it, but it would be a lot cooler if i had...
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08-13-2007, 07:37 PM #18
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08-13-2007, 07:39 PM #19
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man... ass to mouth is deff nasty. I would do that unless the lady really wanted it. Even then. I hope u didnt kiss her after
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08-13-2007, 07:39 PM #20
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at tokyo drift. oh my god is that funny
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