what are you doing tonight?

**Ice Spiral** · 07-20-2006, 04:25 PM

im probably going to drink beer, jack off, watch porn, and hit the hay early.

got a 10 hour shift tomorrow, fridays are always bad at the credit union.

tellers get their ass kicked by members on fridays

BadBlueBird* · 07-20-2006, 04:29 PM

So youre gonna jerk off before watching porn?

**Ice Spiral** · 07-20-2006, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

So youre gonna jerk off before watching porn?

at the same time, chief.

damn, this discussion got gross quick. why did i post this shit?

My apologies.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 07-20-2006, 05:25 PM

well being that I have shit my brains out 14 times in the past 16 hours or so, i'm gonna stay in......... :toilet:

**310stanger** · 07-20-2006, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

well being that I have shit my brains out 14 times in the past 16 hours or so, i'm gonna stay in......... :toilet:

tmi. oh yeah my condolences dude that sucks. u cant go out cause u dont know when u might have to sit down.

**gettin sideways** · 07-20-2006, 05:32 PM

well im gonna chill and take some more vikadin and watch a movie and hope my damn arm stops hurting

**Firebug** · 07-20-2006, 05:47 PM

Workin, 12hrs behind the wheel...

<<<me without the smile!

**HASTINGSRJ** · 07-20-2006, 05:50 PM

im gonna fuck some ass tonight

**ss~zoso~ss** · 07-20-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

tmi. oh yeah my condolences dude that sucks. u cant go out cause u dont know when u might have to sit down.

well it comes on as a fart and i learned that the hard way, i think i have recovered from it tho, i'll be able to go out tomorrow i think

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 07-20-2006, 06:50 PM

I'm going to stretch my pecker for 3 hours so women will stop making fun of it. This will also give me the confidence to meet women that I want to show it to. Then I'm going to smoke some blueberry, then I'm going to watch free downloaded porn and fuck my $20 life like pussy. After that I'm going to watch the first 25 minutes or so of the Tonight Show and then I'm going to crash out until 7 A.M. This will continue until I've turned my pecker into a porn star dick. Then instead of the life like pussy I'm going to have the real pussy. And smoke some blueberry.

**Stone** · 07-20-2006, 07:24 PM

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 07-20-2006, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ

im gonna fuck some ass tonight

**Danger731** · 07-21-2006, 02:22 AM

you guys crack me up

**Danger731** · 07-21-2006, 02:23 AM

I'm still recovering from the beers

BadBlueBird* · 07-21-2006, 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ

im gonna fuck some ass tonight

Yes, Ive read your thread

**ss~zoso~ss** · 07-21-2006, 09:00 AM

fux on first date:

wow is all i have to say.......

**98-LS1** · 07-21-2006, 09:15 AM

I'm going to piddle in the garage and drink a beer or 12 since the wife is out of town and enjoy the peace and quiet until Sunday night. Going to teach my son how to wire an LT1, he'll be building cars by the time he's 5.