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11-15-2008, 04:22 PM #1
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What does a lady do with her asshole
....20 minutes before hot sex?
Drops him off at the golf course.
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11-15-2008, 04:25 PM #2
Feeling frisky today, huh Sarge???
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11-15-2008, 04:26 PM #3
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Me and Mama are getting ready to head up to the hot tub and listen to some SRV and have a couple of Vodka Martinis. Yeah...life aint bad frankly....
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11-15-2008, 04:57 PM #4
Then, who's getting dropped off at the golf course?
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11-15-2008, 04:57 PM #5
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11-15-2008, 04:58 PM #6
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Yup. You throw them lil balls in the air and I shoot em.
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11-15-2008, 04:58 PM #7
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11-15-2008, 05:03 PM #8
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And said asshole could probably care less.
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11-15-2008, 05:05 PM #9
speaking of assholes... whats up Mr. Luos?
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11-15-2008, 05:07 PM #10
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11-15-2008, 05:14 PM #11
My wife didn't get it, LOL
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11-15-2008, 06:06 PM #12
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11-15-2008, 06:07 PM #13
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11-15-2008, 07:34 PM #14
Actually it's: what does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?
Drops him off at band practice.
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11-15-2008, 07:44 PM #15
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Black on Black- 2001 ~ T/A ~ WS6 ~ M6
A couple was golfing one day on a very very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much it's going to cost us."
They walk up, knock on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh yeah, sorry about that" the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, And I'll keep the last one for myself," the genie said.
"Ok," said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - it's the least I can do. And you, what you want?" said the genie looking at the beautiful wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world" she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said.
"And what's your wish, genie?" asked the husband.
"Well, since I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for three hours. After it was finally all over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is your husband anyway?"
"35," she replied.
"No kidding! And he still believes in genies?"
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11-15-2008, 08:02 PM #16
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