What do you think happens after you die?

[86 IROC-Z]

I'm gonna be pretty pissed if nothing happens after I die and my body just sits in the dirt for eternity.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Blackness...emptiness

[ls1camino]

Respawn in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...

[jsmith564`]

jesus and i are going to smoke some herb...

[Sarge]

Your spirit goes to either heaven or hell. Your body rots in the ground.

[Hi-Po]

You shit yourself, then piss yourself, then they bury you in some dirt.

[Smkn_TA]

I'm gonna be pretty pissed if nothing happens after I die and my body just sits in the dirt for eternity.

I'd really like for you to explain to me how you are going to be pissed when you are dead?

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

I'd really like for you to explain to me how you are going to be pissed when you are dead?

Hi-po explained it all

[silverWS6]

Game over all goes black then pcm delete..... And then your crying as they push you out from some random vajayjay...

and then you do the same fuck face mistakes you do now like have a fat girlfriend and stay quiet when a 7.5 throws her tits on you.... i kid i kid

[310stanger]

not a damn thing happens other then your funeral. you go into the ground and rot

[devildogws6]

you get put six feet under depending

[Hurley711]

You rot in hell with the likes of Thacker, Lawdog and Spaz if you are a bad bad person

[Derrick1227]

Well I think its heaven or hell.....pergatory if your a Catholic unless your a lil boy touching Catholic then its hell but your body rots and your spirit goes either to Heaven or Hell.

[Transamws6]

i believe in God so i believe theres a heaven. If not i think it will just be like your sleeping.......but just you see darkness for eternity. i've been having nightmares about that and i dont think i should be thinkin about it lol.

[basballny2]

as long as u dont die in ur dream, they say if u die in ur dreams ur time is coming real soon

[blackSS01]

as long as u dont die in ur dream, they say if u die in ur dreams ur time is coming real soon

Heard that before to. I love lucid (spell?) dreams, they fucking rock.

[cuervo25_1]

Now according to the Bible you will be in rest until the 1000 year imprisonment of satan is over. then he will release satan .Satan will then go out and deceive the nations and surround the camp of gods people. but then god will strike down the attackers with fire from heaven and the satan will be thrown into a lake of burning sulfur. After that the seas, death and hades gave up their dead and then death and hades will be cast into the lake. All people will be judged if your name is not in the book of life you will be cast into the lake for a second death. for those that are in the book of life,they will remain on earth,and the new jerusalem will come down from the heavens and God will live on earth with humans.

The only ones that ever will see heaven will be the ones that never spoke lies,defiled themselves with women basicly completely blameless. they will be redeemed from the earth. that will happen before armagheddon, and the 1000 year imprisonment of satan.


All that being said, it will be like you are asleep for a long time, what happens to you when you are awakened from your long slumber depends on how you lived your life.

It is all in revelations on what is to come.scary to read,or hear.but for those that believe in God,and Jesus and live their lives as best as they can have nothing to fear

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Yea yea yea...all that crap was written from people that were alive at the time and had no more of a clue than we do.

[Transamws6]

as long as u dont die in ur dream, they say if u die in ur dreams ur time is coming real soon

i hope not man! i still got a long life ahead of me and haven't accomplished most of the things i wanted to do in life so i hope that doesn't happen just yet lol.

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

My Wife collects the life ins,
all my shit gets divied out to the assholes who don't deserve it,
all the lotto numbers I've faithfully played every Sat for the last 10 years finally come up,
Bill Gates dies simotainiously, Willing ALL his assets to me randomly,



Oh, and My stuff that I ordered 3 months prior that has been on backorder, finally comes, but I'm not there to sign for it.