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    DisCrete
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    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes???

    Nothing you told the bitch twice!














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    A woman goes to her husband and says, "Honey I want something that goes from 0-250 in less than 15 seconds.

    The man replies, "Honey I know exactly what you need."

    He proceeds to Walmart and buys her a weight scale.








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    Yippy! Another woman bashing thread.

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    aww sassy it's all in good fun.. I'm sure you women have some nifty ones for men too
    Last edited by DisCrete; 06-06-2006 at 02:27 PM.

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    Nope. I know what side my bread gets buttered on.

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    thats probably the funniest thing ive heard all day.

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    what do u call all that useless skin around the vagina??????????? a woman

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    why do women get yeast infections?

    so they know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too

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    black 01 red 73
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    why do women have a vagina?..... so men will talk to them

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    what does an airplane and a woman have in common? they both have cockpits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
    Nope. I know what side my bread gets buttered on.
    hehe fortunately, i know your bread is no where near me so I don't get slapped


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    ok, i have no clue what cassy meant ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipherentdesign
    ok, i have no clue what cassy meant ?
    She's not going to bash men and from the content of her posts, I bet her husband doesn't bash women.

    I love everything about a woman, even their downsides. Why would you really want to bash, then try and get the gash? Doesn't make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norm43a
    She's not going to bash men and from the content of her posts, I bet her husband doesn't bash women.

    I love everything about a woman, even their downsides. Why would you really want to bash, then try and get the gash? Doesn't make sense.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twozs
    why do women have a vagina?..... so men will talk to them
    LMFAO
    Was that the best you could do??

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    why do women have legs?

    So they wont leave slug trails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dag711
    what do u call all that useless skin around the vagina??????????? a woman
    you stole that from Showgirls.

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    lol , you guys

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    why do blonde girls get bruses around thier belly button?




    because blonde guys arent that smart either

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