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    I went to Playboy Mansion FantaZGuy28's Avatar
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    What do you say to this....

    I was talking to this girl tonight at her work and she starts talking about...well I wasnt really paying attention but this caught my attention. And she said.............


    "I hate my vagina, I swear, its an asshole".


    What do you say to that...I was like a deer in headlights I froze. But I did get a good mental picture in my head haha.

    Thought id share to you all.

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    u shoulda gave her a cooter punch

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    shoulda said, i'll turn your asshole into a vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyleLs1 View Post
    shoulda said, i'll turn your asshole into a vagina
    good...but did you ever think about what that would imply.....think about it....

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    I would of told her I'd treat her vagina like an asshole and SIIHP!

    and then treat her asshole like a vagina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FantaZGuy28 View Post
    I was talking to this girl tonight at her work and she starts talking about...well I wasnt really paying attention but this caught my attention. And she said.............


    "I hate my vagina, I swear, its an asshole".


    What do you say to that...
    Thought id share to you all.
    you say

    "Hey, wanna go have a beer after you get off?"

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    Sounds like a weird bitch...... But hell, they're all kinda fucked up one way or another

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzed View Post
    Sounds like a weird bitch...... But hell, they're all kinda fucked up one way or another

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    u shoulda gave her a cooter punch
    lauged so hard i fell after reading that!

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    hmmmmm. Yeah i would have taken her out, that is if she looked good, can't have a fatty or an uggo standing next to you.

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    oohhh that brought tears to my eyes... hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98 View Post

    oohhh that brought tears to my eyes... hahaha
    Most people have that reaction towards Izzy (aka zero_proto)

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    did u ever see wut it really looked like? mayb she got some shit goin on down there that makes it all stanky

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    Detailing + Design third_shift|studios's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by basballny2 View Post
    did u ever see wut it really looked like? mayb she got some shit goin on down there that makes it all stanky

    that was terrible!!!! you need to be for that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    u shoulda gave her a cooter punch
    HAHAHAHAHAHA aka a stevie punch

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