What To Do...?

[Jimmy Hoffa]

So, I've been seeing this girl for about a week and everything's going good so far. In the past week we've went out twice.

She's attractive, smart, funny and a smartass like me and has my same blunt and crude sense of humor.

The only problem I have with her is her voice. It's fucking horrendous. She sounds exactly like Fran Dreshar, and when she talks I wish I was deaf. I refuse to answer her calls, therefor we communicate via text message only.

What to do? Opinions. LoL. In all seriousness this isn't funny but I'm curious as to if any of you guys have had a similar problem with a female.

[67CamaroRSSS]

Well, you could keep her mouth full so she can't talk...









Sorry, there's just no way I can take threads like this seriously...







All the females I know have perfect contralto voices dripping with honey...

[0rion]

you guys and your girl problems......not sure what your relationship experience has been but once you get married it doesn't matter if her voice sounds like angels singing it'll still make your ass draw up when you hear it.

[Jimmy Hoffa]

Well, you could keep her mouth full so she can't talk...









Sorry, there's just no way I can take threads like this seriously...







All the females I know have perfect contralto voices dripping with honey...

Never had this situation arise with a female, where her voice makes my ears cringe.

you guys and your girl problems......not sure what your relationship experience has been but once you get married it doesn't matter if her voice sounds like angels singing it'll still make your ass draw up when you hear it.

Longest relationship was 6 years. But, her voice wasn't the problem. Far from it. We just make better friends than we did a couple.

[FinZ28]

My supervisor at work had a similar problem awhile back. The girl he was seeing had an annoying voice and they were supposed to go on a cruise together. Needless to say, he hit the high road and dumped her instead of spending a week on a boat talking to Minnie Mouse

Having said that, nobody is perfect. However, if it's something you can't get past, bail now. If you really like her, you could try and stick it out and see if it's something you can live with.

[67CamaroRSSS]

Flip a coin: Heads you're in, Tails you bail...

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

This is the most important question ever...does she also look like Fran?? Also another important question...do you think you can maintain wood whens she's yelling shit in bed with that horrendous voice? I can just picture it and i'm giggling as I type this.


Anywhoo I was friends with a girl in high school that wanted me bad but I just couldn't do it...she was 5' nothing and sounded like a little girl. We hooked up years later in my early 20's and it was even weirder than I imagined...I felt like I was doing something wrong So yea if I was you i'd pass unless she's smokin hot and you have extra ear plugs laying around.

[Jimmy Hoffa]

Well, I couldn't stand it anymore so I cut her loose.

On to the next victim.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

good choice...pic?

[jiveass]

this seems a bit iroc-ish...new guy..6 posts ..already talkin about girl problems...maybe im lookin too much into it. if this IS legit, then just suck at bangin her so you can avoid the pleasure moans...

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

this seems a bit iroc-ish...new guy..6 posts ..already talkin about girl problems...maybe im lookin too much into it. if this IS legit, then just suck at bangin her so you can avoid the pleasure moans...

Dude I was thinking the same thing

[0rion]

well....it's certainly not jimmy hoffa

[jiveass]

you guys and your girl problems......not sure what your relationship experience has been but once you get married it doesn't matter if her voice sounds like angels singing it'll still make your ass draw up when you hear it.

you goddamn right...

[Jimmy Hoffa]

good choice...pic?

How do I post a pic on here from my phone?

[silverWS6]

Photobucket app

[Spikito]

hes new...we gotta teach him that girl questions are not allowed without photo evidence of said girls...less clothing preferred

[Nhra Firebird]

well....it's certainly not jimmy hoffa

It's not Nhra Firebird, because I'm back.

[67CamaroRSSS]

DAMMIT! Pix or it didn't happen....

[allbaugh_04]

Talking about girl without pics? srsly?

[67CamaroRSSS]

I vote BAN HAMMER for the newbie for not following the cardinal rule of GF threads...