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    Welcome to Dicrocoelium Dendriticum.

    PREFACE: You have been chosen to be a potential participant in a new stage of psycho-sociological developmental research and behavioral modification experimentation. All contact via us: HOME and you: USER will take place via this particular secure account.



    The initial and placement correspondence will be between you and HOME only. Afterwards you may be included in a study group in order to discover the COLLECTIVE. At this time explanation is not forthcoming. Standby for your orientation.



    Thank you.











    Welcome to Dicrocoelium Dendriticum.



    Your participation in this program is purely voluntary and at any time before we begin the processing stage you are free to terminate yourself in order to avoid inclusion into the “Human Evolutionary Alignment Divisionary” or HEAD for short. You’ll find our sense of humor keen, as per the aforementioned acronym. We do not wish to be maligned with such “Big Brother” notions as our opponents (See: deceased opponents) would have you believe.



    Please make your decision at this point.



    If you have chosen to terminate yourself, please log off of your terminal before you do so, as a courtesy to the next user.









    If you have chosen to continue with The Plan then reply to this message ….







    “Tell me… whence the mandible clamps the blade, who, truly... is in control?



    You’ll find the truth of the matter lies in the program itself.”







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    Uhhh..wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapper2003 View Post
    Uhhh..wtf?

    Yeah I've heard that a couple times. Eventually someone will figure it out. It's actually not that complicated.

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    Reading this reminds me of watching the Outer Limits for some reason.

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    Whence the mandible clamps the blade, Dicrocoelium Dendriticum is in control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Whence the mandible clamps the blade, Dicrocoelium Dendriticum is in control.
    Uh nice try, but no.


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    are you saying you have Dicrocoelium Dendriticum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by !!!FAST!!! View Post
    Uh nice try, but no.

    Yes it is. If it weren't for Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, it wouldn't be at the top of the blade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Yes it is. If it weren't for Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, it wouldn't be at the top of the blade.

    Ok I know you've found the answer but it isn't Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, yet. Until it reaches it's ultimate destination it is a Dicrocoelium Dendriticum pre-stage. What is that pre-stage called?

    Very nice though.


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    Whos in control? The guy holding the 50 cal whose looking at these motherfuckers talkin gibberish.

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    how about... i like cheese...

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    Quote Originally Posted by !!!FAST!!! View Post
    What is that pre-stage called?
    foreplay... i like to warm them ladies up a little with some ...

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    "pre-stage..." LMAO

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    uhhhhhhh......what?

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    This hurts my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post
    This hurts my head.
    it's over.. i answered the question....


    Cheese... is the answer... and i'm keeping the de-coder ring...

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    Don't eat the ants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    Don't eat the ants!
    But the eating of the ants comes after the mandible clamps the blade... He wants to know what happens before.

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