Warning from afghanistan

**nhraformula** · 02-20-2010, 07:01 AM

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Achmed, warned the United States that if military
action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off
America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this
action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL,
and AOL customer service reps....( but only if they can speak english ).

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
candidates for President either.

**MrAFX** · 02-20-2010, 07:06 AM

***doberman 152*** · 02-20-2010, 07:13 AM

**Smkn_TA** · 02-20-2010, 07:14 AM

Hmm...I've taken several cabs before, all white guys, however I've heard several dispatchers with a middle east accent. Then again, this is Iowa...lmao.

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-20-2010, 07:15 AM

What power does Afghanistan have over India?

**Smkn_TA** · 02-20-2010, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by 86 iroc-z

what power does afghanistan have over india?

this

***doberman 152*** · 02-20-2010, 07:27 AM

Afghanistan has better deals at Best Buy

**walterchang** · 02-20-2010, 08:22 AM

I had an iranian roomate, his parents owned several gas stations. They were the coolest people ever. His dad would always give us free gas. Plus his uncle owned a gas station by the lake and he would always top off the boat for us plus free taco bell or pizza hut.

**third_shift|studios** · 02-20-2010, 08:42 AM

LMAO! i love it!

**B34M3R** · 02-20-2010, 12:22 PM

Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, you'll have to remind me why this is funny when I'm on my way to afgan to watch my battles get killed. WAIT! I GET IT! Its some more retard prejudice crap that just adds to the bullshit I have to deal with. Fucking hilarious.

**Ramairgod84** · 02-21-2010, 05:13 AM

lol good, it'll help with job creation here

**MrMasterCraft** · 02-21-2010, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by B34M3R

Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, you'll have to remind me why this is funny when I'm on my way to afgan to watch my battles get killed. WAIT! I GET IT! Its some more retard prejudice crap that just adds to the bullshit I have to deal with. Fucking hilarious.

Cry to somebody who gives a damn

**Sarge** · 02-21-2010, 05:49 AM

Originally Posted by B34M3R

Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, you'll have to remind me why this is funny when I'm on my way to afgan to watch my battles get killed. WAIT! I GET IT! Its some more retard prejudice crap that just adds to the bullshit I have to deal with. Fucking hilarious.

Get over it....you'll find more guys making fun of shit in the heat of battle than anything posted here.....

***doberman 152*** · 02-21-2010, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Get over it....you'll find more guys making fun of shit in the heat of battle than anything posted here.....

I dont know the ask an idiot(derek or iroc) thread was pretty funny, sorta risky on dereks part but still amusing.

**Sarge** · 02-21-2010, 07:45 AM

They are retards so you gotta let some shit slide.

**Nhra Firebird** · 02-21-2010, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I dont know the ask an idiot(derek or iroc) thread was pretty funny, sorta risky on dereks part but still amusing.

**Nhra Firebird** · 02-21-2010, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

They are retards so you gotta let some shit slide.

**Packy** · 02-21-2010, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Get over it....you'll find more guys making fun of shit in the heat of battle than anything posted here.....

That is correct! You should have seen the last little jaunt we had...

**bluehawk2000** · 02-21-2010, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Get over it....you'll find more guys making fun of shit in the heat of battle than anything posted here.....

This is very true, this is his first deployment lol I can understand what he means he will learn tho that most of everybody will talk lots of shit in war zones lol it helps pass the time and keep you sane!!

**MrMasterCraft** · 02-21-2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by bluehawk2000

This is very true, this is his first deployment lol I can understand what he means he will learn tho that most of everybody will talk lots of shit in war zones lol it helps pass the time and keep you sane!!

Buddy of mine got deployed a while back, and when he returned he was telling me that whatever they find and smoke, nobody says anything, because it "keeps you sane". True or not true? I'm intrigued...