WANTED - Hood Ornament with long legs...

**ArcticZ06** · 06-21-2008, 01:23 AM

....to fly 4000 miles to Alaska and pose on the hood of my car for the LS1 Calendar and for Ibanez7's coffee table book.

Requirements:

1. Be able to pay for your own plane ticket
2. Be better looking than Alaskan women
3. Bring own cowboy hat
3. Enjoy being in the state with the most horny single men in the U.S.

Apply within!

**Sarge** · 06-21-2008, 03:29 AM

I can afford my own ticket.
I am better looking than Alaskan Women.
I have my own cowboy hat.
I don't care about a bunch of hard dicks...I'll bring the ugly Mexican whores and get rich while I am there.
So you want a pic of me on your hood?

**superchargedblackgto** · 06-21-2008, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I can afford my own ticket.
I am better looking than Alaskan Women.
I have my own cowboy hat.
I don't care about a bunch of hard dicks...I'll bring the ugly Mexican whores and get rich while I am there.
So you want a pic of me on your hood?

I call BS to most of it...I want to see the hat, don't think you have enuff for the plane ticket...and dont think the hood can support that much PURDY....

**Sarge** · 06-21-2008, 04:36 AM

LOL.....I'll wear my glittery thongs man.....

**transamprincess98** · 06-21-2008, 04:45 AM

If Sarge pays for the air fare I'll do it

***doberman 152*** · 06-21-2008, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

If Sarge pays for the air fare I'll do it

#2 You have to look better than alaskan women.

**transamprincess98** · 06-21-2008, 05:07 AM

Here is a preview of legs and all

***doberman 152*** · 06-21-2008, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Here is a preview of legs and all

I've seen that pic. before. you got the leg thing on sarge but did you ever give Spaz his watch back?

**transamprincess98** · 06-21-2008, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I've seen that pic. before. you got the leg thing on sarge but did you ever give Spaz his watch back?

Nope! I didn't however get a smaller movado museum face

**transamprincess98** · 06-21-2008, 05:19 AM

There is one without the watch being so big

**transamprincess98** · 06-21-2008, 05:20 AM

And here you can't see the watch at all

***doberman 152*** · 06-21-2008, 05:37 AM

Narrowing it down now hmmm, It's gonna be tuff to beat sarge and his thong.

**SexOnWheels** · 06-21-2008, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Here is a preview of legs and all

Yum Yum gimme some!

**Sarge** · 06-21-2008, 09:41 AM

TAMP is a pretty girl for sure and smart to boot!
TAMP...why do you guys have a Confederate Army memorial in New Jersey?

**hutch1999** · 06-21-2008, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

TAMP is a pretty girl for sure and smart to boot!
TAMP...why do you guys have a Confederate Army memorial in New Jersey?

Sarge,

continental...revolutionary war

**Sarge** · 06-21-2008, 09:57 AM

Oh....I dont have my glasses on. Nevermind.

**Sarge** · 06-21-2008, 09:57 AM

Maybe I should donate a Confederate Army Memorial to em. They would probably appreciate it.

**hutch1999** · 06-21-2008, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Maybe I should donate a Confederate Army Memorial to em. They would probably appreciate it.

lol hell yes

***doberman 152*** · 06-21-2008, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Oh....I dont have my glasses on. Nevermind.

first the eyes go, then???????????

**ArcticZ06** · 06-21-2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I can afford my own ticket.
I am better looking than Alaskan Women.
I have my own cowboy hat.
I don't care about a bunch of hard dicks...I'll bring the ugly Mexican whores and get rich while I am there.
So you want a pic of me on your hood?

lol, I guess the calendar needs a few shots for the

crowd.