vampire and werewolf question...

**Spaz** · 04-06-2010, 10:45 AM

if someone was going to have sex with a vampire would it be considered a necrophilia??? technically it's no dead but not living... and the same with a werewolf... technically not human but not animal so would it be beastiality??? these are the important questions they never teach in school...

**KahanaReef** · 04-06-2010, 10:48 AM

You need a nap

**SiggyZ** · 04-06-2010, 10:48 AM

All I can say to that is I like to eat the peanut butter first.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 10:52 AM

What caused the Earth to start orbiting the sun?

You know, since Earth was created on day 1 and the Sun was created (along with the rest of the stars) on day 4?

**SiggyZ** · 04-06-2010, 10:55 AM

Or why you're almost always better off eating the peanut butter first.

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

What caused the Earth to start orbiting the sun?

You know, since Earth was created on day 1 and the Sun was created (along with the rest of the stars) on day 4?

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Or why you're almost always better off eating the peanut butter first.

First, in front of what?

**Spaz** · 04-06-2010, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

First, in front of what?

the front fell off...

**third_shift|studios** · 04-06-2010, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

the front fell off...

^this.

**SiggyZ** · 04-06-2010, 11:02 AM

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

First, in front of what?

**Spaz** · 04-06-2010, 11:13 AM

my sisters reply

I think that this is a compelling question and think that it would all depend of the temperature and moistness of the vampires vagina. if the temp is warm and the beav is moist then i dont think that you would be considered necro. but if it is cold and dry then you would be a necro... oh wait- that means that anyone who slept with Jimmie (my coworker) is a necro. HA HA HA

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

my sisters reply

"beav"

She must be awesome/hilarious to hang out with

**Spaz** · 04-06-2010, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

"beav"

She must be awesome/hilarious to hang out with

of course she is... she grew up with me...

**CJREX** · 04-06-2010, 11:54 AM

Werewolf...Not gonna happen.

Vampire...

Sign me up!

**raynor139** · 04-06-2010, 12:05 PM

Hmmm you should ask a Twilight fan and see what their thought/reaction is.

**SiggyZ** · 04-06-2010, 12:07 PM

Peanut butter aside. I'll take this Death Dealer.

**Spaz** · 04-06-2010, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Peanut butter aside. I'll take this Death Dealer.

them tight leather pants...

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-06-2010, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Peanut butter aside. I'll take this Death Dealer.

**raynor139** · 04-06-2010, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Peanut butter aside. I'll take this Death Dealer.

She can bite me whenever she wants.

**cammed goat** · 04-06-2010, 03:40 PM

Spaz=

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**Krieger** · 04-06-2010, 03:49 PM

Well, heres the thing, necrophilia is by definition "love of the dead" since theyre undead it would probably be anecrophilia whereas a werewolf is in fact a non-human mammal therefore beastiality so that excuse doesnt fly for trans-am princess....