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03-28-2011, 11:49 PM #1
Vagina Rat (Based on a Epic True Story)
Just because I'm Epicness of LS1.com
These are pictures of the girl this story is about:
Now this story is long but I will shorten it. It is a true story so take that into consideration. Now on to the story!
This girl is named Christina Marie and she was going to marry a good friend of mine. Thank God this didn't happen for the following story unfolded tonight. As I talked with my buddy Brian (Her EX) he noticed that her Facebook was open. I told him to dig through it a bit since she still lived with him and was out boozing. As he sifted through PM's a message bubble popped up from a guy we know.
Guy: WHats up hot stuff
Before my buddy can fuck with him, she answers back via Phone.
Slut: Nothing, just getting drunk and horny
Guy: I'd do you hahaha
Slut: What do you like and when
Guy: I haven't gotten any in a while so how about tonight
Slut: Come over to my friends and we can fuck
Guy: On way
Now my buddy is pissed and finds more info out through her PM's.......... she is PREGGO and she knows it. Yet she is at the bar getting hammered
She had a doctors appointment the day prior and she doesn't know what guy knocked her up because she is currently sleeping with 3 different guys. My buddy found all this out through Facebook while talking with me. Epic failure on her part, they had broke it off 3 weeks ago but were trying to get back together......NOT ANYMORE
We have dubbed her "Vagina Rat"Last edited by blackSS01; 03-28-2011 at 11:56 PM. Reason: Tweaked some things for you crackas :D
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03-28-2011, 11:54 PM #2
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03-28-2011, 11:56 PM #3
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i would stand in line to hit it........only if i was 1st in line
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03-28-2011, 11:57 PM #4┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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03-28-2011, 11:58 PM #5
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03-29-2011, 02:11 AM #6
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03-29-2011, 03:09 AM #7
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I dont think she was in love with your buddy...I think he was in love.
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03-29-2011, 07:27 AM #8
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Dirty
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03-29-2011, 07:35 AM #9
I hope this isn't the qualifier for "epic" these days.
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03-29-2011, 07:42 AM #10
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I wouldn't touch that skanky whore with my ten foot pole.
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03-29-2011, 08:41 AM #11
She accepted his proposal and they were engaged for almost a year so
Obviously she is a super skank and can't keep her legs closed. Her life will be going to shit soon enough with the baby, unless she kills it with booze or abortion.
Sassy:How is this not epic failure. Leaves FB open, sleeps with any cock in a 10 mile radius, gets prego and drinks while knowing she is prego. Sounds like EPIC trash to me
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03-29-2011, 09:08 AM #12
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another reason why you dont get married until your late 20s or 30s....
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03-29-2011, 09:39 AM #13
He is my age but she is 22! I figured it wasn't going to work since she loves to party (At that age
) I started a Facebook battle over this
Her and her friends are getting pissed while I sit back and laugh my ass off. I didn't even use her name on my first post and she was the first to attack......guilty much
I'm just glad my bro didn't wreck his life. If she could have, she would have passed the baby off as his
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03-29-2011, 09:46 AM #14
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03-29-2011, 11:19 AM #19
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03-29-2011, 11:19 AM #20
There used to be a saying, I think this site started it... SIIHP. Then quit it. He should have kept a low profile and just tore that shit limb from limb, then dumped her ass on film.
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