Vagina Rat (Based on a Epic True Story)

**blackSS01** · 03-28-2011, 11:49 PM

Just because I'm Epicness of LS1.com

These are pictures of the girl this story is about:

Now this story is long but I will shorten it. It is a true story so take that into consideration. Now on to the story!

This girl is named Christina Marie and she was going to marry a good friend of mine. Thank God this didn't happen for the following story unfolded tonight. As I talked with my buddy Brian (Her EX) he noticed that her Facebook was open. I told him to dig through it a bit since she still lived with him and was out boozing. As he sifted through PM's a message bubble popped up from a guy we know.

Guy: WHats up hot stuff

Before my buddy can fuck with him, she answers back via Phone.

Slut: Nothing, just getting drunk and horny

Guy: I'd do you hahaha

Slut: What do you like and when

Guy: I haven't gotten any in a while so how about tonight

Slut: Come over to my friends and we can fuck

Guy: On way

Now my buddy is pissed and finds more info out through her PM's.......... she is PREGGO and she knows it. Yet she is at the bar getting hammered

She had a doctors appointment the day prior and she doesn't know what guy knocked her up because she is currently sleeping with 3 different guys. My buddy found all this out through Facebook while talking with me. Epic failure on her part, they had broke it off 3 weeks ago but were trying to get back together......NOT ANYMORE

We have dubbed her "Vagina Rat"

**Sweet Chops** · 03-28-2011, 11:54 PM

AND

**sjsingle1** · 03-28-2011, 11:56 PM

i would stand in line to hit it........only if i was 1st in line

**blackSS01** · 03-28-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by Sweet Chops

AND

Sorry, published it by accident mid way through. Its finished now. He made a few phone calls to her and this guy. They were not nice calls

**blackSS01** · 03-28-2011, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by sjsingle1

i would stand in line to hit it........only if i was 1st in line

She is nasty bro! Super ugly looking IMO

**Danger731** · 03-29-2011, 02:11 AM

Nothing some tequila wouldn't fix

**Sarge** · 03-29-2011, 03:09 AM

I dont think she was in love with your buddy...I think he was in love.

**rschap1** · 03-29-2011, 07:27 AM

Dirty

**Sassy Cassie** · 03-29-2011, 07:35 AM

I hope this isn't the qualifier for "epic" these days.

**SiggyZ** · 03-29-2011, 07:42 AM

I wouldn't touch that skanky whore with my ten foot pole.

**blackSS01** · 03-29-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I dont think she was in love with your buddy...I think he was in love.

She accepted his proposal and they were engaged for almost a year so

Obviously she is a super skank and can't keep her legs closed. Her life will be going to shit soon enough with the baby, unless she kills it with booze or abortion.

Sassy:

How is this not epic failure. Leaves FB open, sleeps with any cock in a 10 mile radius, gets prego and drinks while knowing she is prego. Sounds like EPIC trash to me

**ibanez7** · 03-29-2011, 09:08 AM

another reason why you dont get married until your late 20s or 30s....

**blackSS01** · 03-29-2011, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by ibanez7

another reason why you dont get married until your late 20s or 30s....

He is my age but she is 22! I figured it wasn't going to work since she loves to party (At that age

) I started a Facebook battle over this

Her and her friends are getting pissed while I sit back and laugh my ass off. I didn't even use her name on my first post and she was the first to attack......guilty much

I'm just glad my bro didn't wreck his life. If she could have, she would have passed the baby off as his

**jrbonds** · 03-29-2011, 09:46 AM

You did that on Facebook?

Originally Posted by blackSS01

He is my age but she is 22! I figured it wasn't going to work since she loves to party (At that age

) I started a Facebook battle over this

Her and her friends are getting pissed while I sit back and laugh my ass off. I didn't even use her name on my first post and she was the first to attack......guilty much

I'm just glad my bro didn't wreck his life. If she could have, she would have passed the baby off as his

**blackSS01** · 03-29-2011, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by jrbonds

You did that on Facebook?

I posted: Cheat, drink while prego.........feeling selfish much. Damn sluts!

And left it at that

They all came running from the hills attacking me over that post

**jrbonds** · 03-29-2011, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I posted: Cheat, drink while prego.........feeling selfish much. Damn sluts!

And left it at that

They all came running from the hills attacking me over that post

That would have been great to see.

**blackSS01** · 03-29-2011, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by jrbonds

That would have been great to see.

I just ended up deleting her and her friends

They ended up saying anything they could to rationalize the situation

I find it hilarious because she was trying to get back with my bud, probably to get him with the baby thing. She was busted red handed.

**jrbonds** · 03-29-2011, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I just ended up deleting her and her friends

They ended up saying anything they could to rationalize the situation

I find it hilarious because she was trying to get back with my bud, probably to get him with the baby thing. She was busted red handed.

Typical response when a woman has a guilty conscious. Rationalize, defend, make people see their point of view and get angry.

If she wasn't ashamed of her actions she and her friends wouldn't act out towards others.

Drama drama drama!!!

**Sarge** · 03-29-2011, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I just ended up deleting her and her friends

They ended up saying anything they could to rationalize the situation

I find it hilarious because she was trying to get back with my bud, probably to get him with the baby thing. She was busted red handed.

Sure it is not his baby?
Is any of this your business?
Isnt this between your buddy and her?

**Modulistic** · 03-29-2011, 11:19 AM

There used to be a saying, I think this site started it... SIIHP. Then quit it. He should have kept a low profile and just tore that shit limb from limb, then dumped her ass on film.