Uugghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[TLS_Addict]

Ok, so I am sitting in the computer lab at school being quiet. My tasks are bullsh!tting on here with you folks and getting ready for my Accounting/Audit test this evening.

Well, all of the sudden I hear a giggle and behind me is this rather manly looking "sista" walking with no damn shoes on. WTF is wrong with people?

Looks to me like she is trying to steal somoenes bag as she is staying low enough that you cant see her over the rows of computers. She has this look on her face that is just strange to say the least. And yupper, she takes the rainbow birght bag. Perhaps they are lesbians? If so I am sickened by them.

So the plot thickens. The girl who is the owner of the bag she just took is looking around for it and looks at me. I didnt take the damn thing! Then, the "sista" comes back in behind this rather robust beauty queen from the hills and just busts out laughing. I mean, to hell with being quiet right? She still has no damn shoes on and aparently its the going trend because miss fatty 2011 doesnt have any on either.

Sometimes I wonder WHY and HOW some people even get in to college. Thank god for government cut backs. Hope some of these people go back where they belong.

Rant over for now. I am sure it will continue with these three lovely Princess Pie eaters.

[Zapper2003]

Did you fuck them?



From your stories the other night, these are the kinds of ladies you like.

[TLS_Addict]

I have boned my fair share of ladies that fall in to the "Not so proud" list but these ones are off the chart even for me!

And you have seen what I can still bag my friend. Even at my ripe old age!

[jrbonds]

So you have to be a Princess Pie eater to like Rainbow Brite? Wtf is wrong with a straight girl liking Rainbow Brite?

[TLS_Addict]

So you have to be a Princess Pie eater to like Rainbow Brite? Wtf is wrong with a straight girl liking Rainbow Brite?

Not a thing, however the "sista" is most certainly a box chomper......easy to identify.

The one with that could act as a sun shade for 5 people is most likely on the fence. No guy wants her but her friend the sista is showing her attention so she might go that way. The actual owner of the bag could be decent looking from the side. However, when she looks directly at you her face is as narrow as Stewies head is wide. And her voice could kill a boner in 2 seconds flat. She probably likes men and has already ruined at least one mans life thus far.

[SMWS6TA]

AAG rule no pics = ban hammer!!!



























































no seriously please no pics

[Spaz]

do this...

start scratching your skin with shaking hands... rock back and forth and start at teh desk infront of you... then just stop and slowly turn and look at her and say "you... you know don't you..." wait a few seconds and yell "YOU FUCKING KNOW DON'T YOU?!? YOU PUT THE SPIDERS ON ME... YOU WITH YOUR TEETH AND LACTOSE INTOLERENCE!!! CLEAVE!!! RIP!!! SLASH!!! EVISCERATE!!!" then slowly turn back and act normal and like nothing happned...

[jrbonds]

Not a thing, however the "sista" is most certainly a box chomper......easy to identify.

The one with that could act as a sun shade for 5 people is most likely on the fence. No guy wants her but her friend the sista is showing her attention so she might go that way. The actual owner of the bag could be decent looking from the side. However, when she looks directly at you her face is as narrow as Stewies head is wide. And her voice could kill a boner in 2 seconds flat. She probably likes men and has already ruined at least one mans life thus far.

I guess I misread that. That you were making fun of rainbow brite herself instead of the fat chicks/stewie head chick in the story. My bad. Carry on.

[TLS_Addict]

Only camera I have with me is my phone and the I couldnt fit them all in the pic.
Spaz, no I cant do that. I have to come back here again.
JR, yes I was speaking of these nasty mistakes of god and not rainbow bright herself.

[TLS_Addict]

Beauty Queen #1 = Sista
Beauty Queen #2 = Robust girl
Beauty Queen #3 = Thin head voice makes you want to puke girl

For future reference.

[TLS_Addict]

BQ#2 - Im hungry (imagine that!)
BQ#1 - I could eat anything (Figured!)
BQ#3 - Wanna go to Pizza Hut?
BQ#2 - YEAH!
BQ#3 - I havent been there is a long time, I miss it.
BQ#2 - I was there yesterday but the buffet was horrible.
BQ#1 - Cant we go to KFC instead?

They cant decide where to go, who will drive, or when to go. Jesus christ! I might offer then $20 to leave.

[Sassy Cassie]

So you have to be a Princess Pie eater to like Rainbow Brite? Wtf is wrong with a straight girl liking Rainbow Brite?

Nothing if you are under the age of 10.

[Spaz]

Only camera I have with me is my phone and the I couldnt fit them all in the pic.
Spaz, no I cant do that. I have to come back here again.
JR, yes I was speaking of these nasty mistakes of god and not rainbow bright herself.

they will be so damned afraid of you that they will just pass you through... worked for me in my art class in high school...

[TLS_Addict]

they will be so damned afraid of you that they will just pass you through... worked for me in my art class in high school...

I wish it as the case. I would put a candy bar down my pants, stand up, put my hand down the back of my pants, and pull my hand out and lick it clean. That way they think I am crazy and would eat my own sh!t.....lol However, most likely I would be put in the nut house rather than passed!

[jrbonds]

Nothing if you are under the age of 10.

Sadly I know.

Come to think of it, I never bought my daughter any of that junk.

[WICKEDLS1]

Sadly I know.

Come to think of it, I never bought my daughter any of that junk.

yeah you bought it for yourself jk

[67CamaroRSSS]

I like Robot Chicken's version of Rainbow Brite...

[SiggyZ]

I like turtles...

I like Robot Chicken's version of Rainbow Brite...

[jrbonds]

yeah you bought it for yourself jk

[WICKEDLS1]