US Redneck special forces...

**Spaz** · 03-23-2007, 10:06 AM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and Pennsylvania boys will
be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

**Spaz** · 03-23-2007, 10:55 AM

Ttt

**The Scientist** · 03-23-2007, 11:00 AM

Git-R-Dun!!! And what about us Louisiana boys? Will outhunt anybody!

**snaggeltooth** · 03-23-2007, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and Pennsylvania boys will
be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

You bet your ass !!! except the part about eating people... thats what the 30 hound dogs are for ....

**Secret Formula** · 03-23-2007, 11:20 AM

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-23-2007, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

that looks great

**Secret Formula** · 03-23-2007, 01:03 PM

I figured it was appropriate for this thread.

**94z28l** · 03-24-2007, 12:05 AM

holy shit!

**Rickys S/C Z28** · 03-24-2007, 12:39 AM

yep all i can say is "git er dun"

**Dax** · 03-24-2007, 02:58 AM

Several of my neighbors would be drafted into that force.

**TRY ME GT** · 03-24-2007, 07:17 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO! that is so damn halarious!

**cam02ss** · 03-24-2007, 07:41 AM

Hahahahhahahahahahaaha

**Kevin91Z** · 03-24-2007, 10:02 PM

Oh come on now! Every redneck knows that Sterling Marlin is responsible for killing Dale Earnhardt. But you'll have no problem getting them to believe the other four.