urban dictionary finds!!!

**02Sweet** · 08-04-2009, 10:12 AM

Everything below is from www.urbandictionary.com

goatsee - 1 definition - The act of spreading one's ass cheeks apart and being fucked with someone's entire HEAD...yes...i said HEAD!

Presidential Solution
To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.

The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.

weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

**c5z28** · 08-04-2009, 10:14 AM

turkey 611 up, 418 down
The opposite of virgin for a girl, because they have "received a stuffing"
"I heard she was a virgin"
"What, at 17? Nah, definitely turkey"

**c5z28** · 08-04-2009, 10:15 AM

table 56 up, 31 down
Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."

**02Sweet** · 08-04-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

turkey 611 up, 418 down
The opposite of virgin for a girl, because they have "received a stuffing"
"I heard she was a virgin"
"What, at 17? Nah, definitely turkey"

**LSCyaL8R** · 08-04-2009, 10:24 AM

trans am 957 up, 175 down
The ultimate rice raper. This car absolutely violates mustanges and imports. The 4th gen with the ws6 ram air and the ls1 is the most badass street car you can get for under 40 grand. they handle well, and burn tires like a junkyard. And shallow, piece of shit women everywhere cant wait to get fucked once they see you in one.

Trans Am 286 up, 67 down
Quite possibly one of the finest examples of ricer ass-beating known to human existance, the Pontiac Trans Am came fully equipped with 8 cylinders of raw american horsepower. When not blowing out Mustangs and Honda Civics, which can get to be a full time job, the Trans Am can be seen in local parking lots or anywhere there is a driver with some taste and refinement. Very popular with T-Topps AND super attactive women everywhere
Man, after a hard day of blowing out fords and imports in this sweet Trans Am, it good to have a girl blow me

Trans Am 209 up, 34 down
The most indestructable, intimidating, hardcore vehicle on this planet. People who drive a trans am, know whats good in life. except for here in miami, cause this place sucks. Made famous by Smokey and the Bandit movies.
Girls: Look at that guy in a Trans Am, he is so hot.

Trans Am 184 up, 39 down
Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.
My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.

trans am 162 up, 39 down
The ultimate killer of import and domestic rice. These are the cousins of Chevrolet's Camaro's. They use the F Body chassis. These are pure American Muscle cars. These were like the ricers of the 70's and 80's. Except the only difference was they had big engines, torque, and looks. But they were similar to rice in their affordable price, and who was driving them (teens).
Smartass know-it-all geek: "A Trans Am isn't really a true muscle car."

Me: "Oh yeah, your right, my '79 403 6.6 trans is not a muscle car, but your Toyota Camry sure is, damn I bet you get loads of head in that sexy 4-banger!"

Trans Am 108 up, 22 down
the 4th Gen. Trans-Am is the best gen. made so far and is certainly by far the fastest yet made. With its 5.7L LS1 powerplant it produces 340HP in stock trim (GM underates the f-body LS1). They are bad ass muscle cars who suck these little hondas with wings and fart cannon throught the hood scoops and spit them out through the Long Tube headers. eat shit rice boys!

<--12.2 @ 110MPH

Trans Am 103 up, 28 down
Pimp ride that that when stock smokes a shit load of Rustangs that are in stock form even mustangs that are modded.

"Rice and Rustang killer."

Trans Am 91 up, 20 down
-Superior to Camaro
-Panty Dropper
-Rapes Ricers For A Living
-Pure Sex
"I once was a lonely Ricer, but my Trans Am turned me into a chick magent, thank you Pontiac"

Trans Am 83 up, 18 down
Best. Muscle Car. Ever.
Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!

trans am 75 up, 20 down
Pure badass. Comes with the ability to smoke all charley < ~ ~ > cars and is in a different ball park than their slower rival the stang. Known to haul ass anywhere they go, and burn anybody that gets in their way. They're garanteed eye candy.
My Trans Am will kill your WRX, and take your girl.

trans am 66 up, 16 down
The Classic muscle car. One of the longest lines of the baddest street cars of their time, even the slower 80s verisons can be made fast very easily.

abberveation for trans am is T-A.
Me:Was that civic reving his rice pipe at my 89 Trans am?
Ricer: *WWWIIIIZZZZZ WWWIIIZZZZZ*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! *SSSSRRREEEEECCCCHHHHHHHHH*
Ricer: Aw man my hondas so slow and he gets 10x the pussy in his car then any honda could ever

Trans Am 69 up, 20 down
LS1 Ram Air or not. Vs Mustang GT, It kills it.
Vs Mufflers, or those thing kids try to build that actually cost about 200,000 to get them up to speed. Destroys them.
These cars are proven to be the fastist stock of the lot under 30 grand cars. 12.9 1/4 Mile 340 to 350 hp.
I only had the car one week.And about 6 imports tried to race me. I was even shocked. Forget winning by bumper lenghts. Try about 7 car lengths. In about a 1/4 mile. I raced everything since 5 years old, I was born in the City "not a trailor park" live high class. Tried to make about 3 diffrent imports fast. It just did not work. So had to buy a real car. And this car devistates almost all rice out their stock. And if its not stock! LOL forget it. You cant beat it.
Civic with a turbo Burns off.
I wait, humm? How long should I give him. Waiting, waiting. Salm cath him in like 2 seconds. His girlfriends in the cars slut smile goes to a frown in seconds. Before the race all the teens says his rides the best around lol.

**LSCyaL8R** · 08-04-2009, 10:29 AM

Angry Stenberg 28 up, 8 down
When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.

My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.

**02Sweet** · 08-04-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

Angry Stenberg 28 up, 8 down
When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.

My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.