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    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
    One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
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    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
    to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want
    you to knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
    waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
    got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
    students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
    Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
    do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff
    and act like a . So, He sent me."



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    That is awesome.

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    professors drive me nuts sometimes

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    awesome....

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    thats what im talkin bout!!!

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    I wish that happened at my college. People would go CRAZY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badchicken View Post
    "God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a . So, He sent me."
    God is either a pretty big fucking slacker or doing a half assed job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badchicken View Post
    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
    got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him
    ;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
    students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
    Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
    do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff
    and act like a . So, He sent me."
    I wonder if he will get 40 virgins in heaven for conducting violence in the name of god like the terrorists will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanWS6 View Post
    God is either a pretty big fucking slacker or doing a half assed job.
    Wow, we could always use another member. Feel like putting your money where your mouth is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwballin View Post
    I wonder if he will get 40 virgins in heaven for conducting violence in the name of god like the terrorists will.
    80. The Christian God is more giving than the Muslim God.

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    That was awesome, they say god works in mysterious ways!! LOL

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    this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanWS6 View Post
    80. The Christian God is more giving than the Muslim God.
    Here you go DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?
    haha it's coming.... wait for itttttt....i'm staying out of this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?
    I wouldn't say the thread is about religion so much as it is about an individual doing something they know to be morally wrong (attacking someone just because you don't agree with what they say). Trying to justify it by saying (or actually believing) someone/thing told you to do it (whether it be god, government, parents, friends or your goldfish) doesn't make the act any less wrong or acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthracis View Post
    Say Something Now Hippie!
    what exactly does this mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwballin View Post
    I wouldn't say the thread is about religion so much as it is about an individual doing something they know to be morally wrong (attacking someone just because you don't agree with what they say). Trying to justify it by saying (or actually believing) someone/thing told you to do it (whether it be god, government, parents, friends or your goldfish) doesn't make the act any less wrong or acceptable.
    yep....with this post, it has officially been recognized as a religious thread

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    Im keeping my mouth shut. This is just going to be another following christ 1,2,3,etc... If you belive whooptie friggan do, your ignorant and happy that way. If you belive in science then you are a little more logical. Other than that who cares?

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