For The Unbeliever's

**1badchicken** · 07-09-2007, 08:26 AM

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff
and act like a

. So, He sent me."

**texinteg** · 07-09-2007, 08:33 AM

That is awesome.

**NE98LS1** · 07-09-2007, 08:37 AM

professors drive me nuts sometimes

**burnws6** · 07-09-2007, 08:41 AM

awesome....

**SexOnWheels** · 07-09-2007, 09:13 AM

**whitelightnin99** · 07-09-2007, 09:30 AM

thats what im talkin bout!!!

**MegaMan** · 07-09-2007, 09:41 AM

I wish that happened at my college. People would go CRAZY.

**DanWS6** · 07-09-2007, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by 1badchicken

"God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a

. So, He sent me."

God is either a pretty big fucking slacker or doing a half assed job.

**gwballin** · 07-09-2007, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by 1badchicken

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's military forces who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff
and act like a

. So, He sent me."

I wonder if he will get 40 virgins in heaven for conducting violence in the name of god like the terrorists will.

**2quick4u** · 07-09-2007, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by DanWS6

God is either a pretty big fucking slacker or doing a half assed job.

Wow, we could always use another member. Feel like putting your money where your mouth is?

**DanWS6** · 07-09-2007, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by gwballin

I wonder if he will get 40 virgins in heaven for conducting violence in the name of god like the terrorists will.

80. The Christian God is more giving than the Muslim God.

**Anthracis** · 07-09-2007, 11:24 AM

Say Something Now Hippie!

That was awesome, they say god works in mysterious ways!! LOL

**burnws6** · 07-09-2007, 11:25 AM

this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?

**2quick4u** · 07-09-2007, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by DanWS6

80. The Christian God is more giving than the Muslim God.

Here you go DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

**derrinx** · 07-09-2007, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by burnws6

this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?

haha it's coming.... wait for itttttt....i'm staying out of this one

**gwballin** · 07-09-2007, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by burnws6

this is gonna become another religious thread...or is it one already?

I wouldn't say the thread is about religion so much as it is about an individual doing something they know to be morally wrong (attacking someone just because you don't agree with what they say). Trying to justify it by saying (or actually believing) someone/thing told you to do it (whether it be god, government, parents, friends or your goldfish) doesn't make the act any less wrong or acceptable.

**secondgearscratch** · 07-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Say Something Now Hippie!

what exactly does this mean?

**derrinx** · 07-09-2007, 11:54 AM

**burnws6** · 07-09-2007, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by gwballin

I wouldn't say the thread is about religion so much as it is about an individual doing something they know to be morally wrong (attacking someone just because you don't agree with what they say). Trying to justify it by saying (or actually believing) someone/thing told you to do it (whether it be god, government, parents, friends or your goldfish) doesn't make the act any less wrong or acceptable.

yep....with this post, it has officially been recognized as a religious thread

**andrew rs** · 07-09-2007, 12:00 PM

Im keeping my mouth shut. This is just going to be another following christ 1,2,3,etc... If you belive whooptie friggan do, your ignorant and happy that way. If you belive in science then you are a little more logical. Other than that who cares?

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