The Twilight Movies

**JHayesLS1** · 07-09-2010, 12:09 PM

I fucking hate them. If that dude had any balls he would of let the bitch get eaten by vampires for kissing that other dude right in front of the vampire guy. Again, gives women the idea that they can be a fucking whore because in "Twilight" he loved the girl no matter what she did because he wanted her to be happy. Reality of it is, let that shit fucking happen in the real world. Most men here would be like well fuck this and move on. Meanwhile the girl thinks to herself "There is nobody like Edward.." and then they commit suicide. I made this little picture to demonstrate what I would do in the situation.

**86 IROC-Z** · 07-09-2010, 12:11 PM

You watched those movies?

**JHayesLS1** · 07-09-2010, 12:15 PM

Girlfriend dragged me in. I am completely ashamed that I went to see them.

**JHayesLS1** · 07-09-2010, 12:16 PM

It's been over a week since I saw the last one, but the urge to end myself as a person is still here.

**Schmalgar** · 07-09-2010, 12:24 PM

I haven't seen them but from the commercials I think the best part would be the evil bitchy redheaded vampire. I love evil bitchy redheads (though I think that is redundant)...

**Mr. Luos** · 07-09-2010, 01:14 PM

WTF is a Twilight?

**86 IROC-Z** · 07-09-2010, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

WTF is a Twilight?

More propaganda pushed on women teaching them that life is a fucking fairy tale and every last one of them will be treated like princesses by the perfect man.

**Mr. Luos** · 07-09-2010, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

More propaganda pushed on women teaching them that life is a fucking fairy tale and every last one of them will be treated like princesses by the perfect man.

Oh.
Some bullshit/lies.

**SandmanWs7** · 07-09-2010, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

You watched those movies?

**LgndKller20073** · 07-09-2010, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

WTF is a Twilight?

Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and between sunset and dusk. haha

But that movie sucked! The girlfriend dragged me to it. I was BEGGING to go see Toy Story 3 instead lol I hadn't ever seen the first two of the Twilight series, but after seeing the 3rd, I don't want to. It was horrible! There was like one action sequence and the rest was this sappy romance.

**lawless** · 07-09-2010, 02:43 PM

i refuse to see these. mostly because it shows that any idiot can get a book published and become a high-end millionaire over night, and me seeing them just supports their lack of a real cause.

**FSANE** · 07-09-2010, 06:31 PM

**Schmalgar** · 07-10-2010, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

More propaganda pushed on women teaching them that life is a fucking fairy tale and every last one of them will be treated like princesses by the perfect man.

HA!

**allbaugh_04** · 07-10-2010, 06:22 AM

It's true, more propaganda put in their heads and makes life for the rest of us more miserable.

**BdAsBrd01** · 07-10-2010, 11:40 AM

I am so fucking tired of seeing anything "Twilight" related I'm ready to

then

**TARZAN** · 07-10-2010, 04:27 PM

I held strong....I did not see them

In other news, I recently ended up single

-Will

**86 IROC-Z** · 07-10-2010, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by TARZAN

I held strong....I did not see them

In other news, I recently ended up single

-Will

Looks like you came out on top in that deal

**BdAsBrd01** · 07-10-2010, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Looks like you came out on top in that deal

for real.

**pajeff02** · 07-11-2010, 05:03 AM

After epic vamp flicks like Lost Boys, John Carpenter's Vampires, Blade and Underworld there is no way I can bring myself to watch this crap. Thank goodness my wife is not at all into chick flicks.

**BrntWS6** · 07-11-2010, 08:36 AM

I have to turn in my man card as I've seen them. Immediately after I watched Terminator 1,2 and 3 and some girl on girl porn. And not necessarly in that order.

They are obviously geared toward 16 year old girls to masturbate to. The whole series is a teenage girls wet dream.