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01-01-2012, 03:53 PM #1I don't sell out!
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True Short Story
So this happened to one of my buddies and I find it quite hilarious (Due to laziness)
My bud gets asked by his GF for a shake weight ( https://www.theshakeweight.com/ ) so he ends up buying it for her. She opens it up and looks around after shaking it once and asks were do you turn it on
My buddy tells her that she has to shake it and thats part of the work out, it doesn't operate by itself.
She sets it down with a evil look on her face and tells him he should try to return it.
How fucking Dumb/Lazy do people have to be in this World
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01-01-2012, 03:56 PM #2Slow'er'Ass
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Ummmm.....what?
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01-01-2012, 04:00 PM #3I don't sell out!
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Girl wanted shake weight and thought it shook itself.
Girl found out that shake weight doesn't shake itself and the point of the work out is for the USER to shake it.
Girl wanted it returned
I find it absolutely hilarious for some reason.
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01-01-2012, 04:05 PM #4Giant Dicks Car Club
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Girlfriend = no handies.
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01-01-2012, 04:07 PM #5I don't sell out!
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What is "no handies"?
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
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01-01-2012, 04:11 PM #6Giant Dicks Car Club
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Think about the motion of the shakeweight...
Think about the motion of a handjob...
Figure it out.
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01-01-2012, 04:15 PM #7I don't sell out!
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Ahhhhh I see.
Never seen HJ proposed as "Handie"
Always refered to as "Handjobs", "HJ", "Rub out", etc... you get the drift.
Learn something new everyday
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01-01-2012, 04:25 PM #8Slow'er'Ass
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We have different senses of humor. Originally Posted by blackSS01
I expect stupid shit from that species.
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01-01-2012, 04:26 PM #9the cake is a lie
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just tell her to keep practicing her 2 fisted reach around with it
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01-01-2012, 04:28 PM #10I don't sell out!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
I usually am the same way but for some reason this story made me laugh. It might help that I know the two individuals and don't like the girl
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01-01-2012, 04:35 PM #11Slow'er'Ass
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That may change things.
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01-01-2012, 05:29 PM #12Spaz is My Mentor
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This should explain Originally Posted by blackSS01
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01-01-2012, 05:31 PM #13I don't sell out!
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Some things can not be unseen
Why wreck a perfectly good thread that wasn't causing any trouble
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01-01-2012, 05:33 PM #14Spaz is My Mentor
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01-01-2012, 05:35 PM #15Slow'er'Ass
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Wait.....Wut? Originally Posted by blackSS01
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01-01-2012, 05:39 PM #16Spaz is My Mentor
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He asked, I just provided an example
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01-01-2012, 05:41 PM #17I don't sell out!
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Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
You have redeemed yourself 
@Mr.Luos With the lack of thread producing members on this site, I consider this a perfectly good thread. (Not to be confused with, Epic thread, Awesome thread, Perfect thread, etc....) Is just a good wholesome thread
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01-01-2012, 06:55 PM #18Slow'er'Ass
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Hey, I started the Gold Bond thread years ago....
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01-01-2012, 06:56 PM #19I don't sell out!
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YES!! Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
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01-01-2012, 09:30 PM #20She Moderator
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Why yes you did Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
http://www.ls1.com/forums/f2/gold-bond-93318/
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